Who do you want to be your sexy Santa?

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crampus1
crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
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Self explanatory. If you don’t want your Santa looking like a fat old man with cookie crumbs in his beard, who do you want him to look like? What should he wear? The velvet suit? Or nothing but a Santa hat? Can be anyone irl or on mfp. Have fun with it.
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    Abe Vigoda
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
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    Even tho @Chael2dot0 prefers red heads I’d have him be my Santa in that get up from the Christmas chronicles.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
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    @RunHardBeStrong I’d have you be my Santa dressed in Santa hat, fake beard, and a red velvet mini dress.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    Hold on my dementia is preventing me from remembering her username

    Try more chili. It good with cumin.
  • melasencio
    melasencio Posts: 185 Member
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    Bryce Dallas Howard
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    Hold on my dementia is preventing me from remembering her username

    I beleaf she's the gift to all menkind.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
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    I’d be safe saying NOT Bill Cosby dressed as a bar tender.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    crampus1 wrote: »
    @RunHardBeStrong I’d have you be my Santa dressed in Santa hat, fake beard, and a red velvet mini dress.

    I don't need the fake beard, I have one all on my own!
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
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    I have a few I would love to have as my santa... that being said, since I don't have one I am available to be anyone else's if they are interested. ;);)
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    By "Sexy Santa" all that comes to mind is someone who's lap I'd like to sit on, and maybe feed cookies to

    I love cookies! :D
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    Wait, do i get to eat all the cookies and then be able to shrink down to fit in a chimney? If so, me.

    And i will be wearing velvet...just because i like it and it seems good a reason as any.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    i'd say Betty White- but i'm already sad enough after hearing the news :(
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    i'd say Betty White- but i'm already sad enough after hearing the news :(

    You are the boy who cried wolf.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
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    Hank.


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