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  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Slept in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House with Martha Stewart
  • kladgeMFP
    kladgeMFP Posts: 180 Member
    Sold a picture of James in bed with Martha Stewart for 100K!
  • Taz6o5
    Taz6o5 Posts: 3,441 Member
    His tattoo is washable.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    His birth certificate lists his name as "Francine Elizabeth"
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He is the new Barney the Purple dinosaur but still holding out hope he can once again tour in a boyband!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He made the costume but sewed tail in front so now it a barney with a woody. Kids are scared of it.

  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    His old username was @Leftandwenthome
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He was the one who convinced Bruce Jenner to make the change
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He was once on top of the cooking world being on Top chef and chopped then it was discovered he just stole all of Gordon Ramsey recipes
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He was named after his dad's favorite TV character....Mr. Ed
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He dated a goat for over 3 months!

    then he noticed they both were called Billy and broke it off!
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    He truly doesn't understand the concept of putting wheels on his sled when there's no snow.
  • Taz6o5
    Taz6o5 Posts: 3,441 Member
    He thought his father was arnold schwarzenegger until he met him in person and was sadly let down.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Was once mistaken for Dweezil Zappa...
  • IndigoWest
    IndigoWest Posts: 118 Member
    He flew around the world in 160 days using a Birthday balloon powered sun lounger.
    He wished he packed a jumper and more cake.
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Has a third nipple.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    So does he...and it isn't on his chest.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She hates living in the Sunshine state.
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Has a dozen toes... and it's not 6 and 6.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Has never exercised a day in his life
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Her middle name is Beulah
  • IndigoWest
    IndigoWest Posts: 118 Member
    He is psychedelic artist Bill of hard rock’s finest band “Fixie Moon and Mudpuddles”.
    After near asphyxiation involving a hotdog, Bill joined MFP to reform his indulgent ways.

    You can still catch his solo act in the backwashes of Vegas where he performs such classics as; ‘Electric Lardy-land’, ‘The wind cries mustard’, ‘Hey Joe (are you gonna eat that thing?)’ and ‘Are you experienced (enough to give me weight loss advice?!)’.
  • kladgeMFP
    kladgeMFP Posts: 180 Member
    She has absolutely no detail in imagination.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    His tattoo is actually made of electrical tape
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he's descended from a long line of train conductors. he is the first of his family to not drive a train he's a rocket scientist and a great disappointment to his parents
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She once tried skating but she fell and cut her best friends leg wide open with her skate she has never been on the ice since!
  • Taz6o5
    Taz6o5 Posts: 3,441 Member
    He's been on a show called American idol just to meet Simon .
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Is a huge Dolly Parton fan and can often be found singing "9 to 5" in karaoke bars
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Works as a Dolly impersonator at the Copacabana club in Vegas
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    Taz6o5 wrote: »
    He's been on a show called American idol just to meet Simon .

    I think that is something Ed would actually do

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