I would like to get to know you guys better

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  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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    hi I am 37 and I am probably in the best shape than I've been in my teens and 20's.
    I love to laugh, and naps are heavan to me.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    A$$hat

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    Did your mom take that pic? You really are an internet gawd, Phil! :happy:

    It's all in the glasses, they make woman's pants fall off.

    Don't fool yourself sugar, it's that sweet 'stache.

    I suppose but it's mostly for bar fights. Cause you know, women love watching bar fights with a bruce lee mustache.
    I'm torn between the glasses, the stache, & that hawt ****ie do!

    You'd be so much sexier in this pic if you'd update your equipment...every woman prefers a sleek package, and a dot matrix printer is just not doing it...lol
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    I love the smell of gas................gas'oline'.....not poots...lol

    Me too...actually the ONLY reason I like going to the gas station because the prices are obnoxious.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    Lets start with:

    1. Social Security Numbers
    2. Mothers Maiden Name
    3. 5 Years of Addresses
    4. 5 Years of Employment history

    It's just so I can know yall better :devil:

    Naw but seriously, lets here something about you that nobody/not many people know.

    I used to play Dungeons and Dragons religiously if I wasn't playing baseball.



    263-89-3418
    Miller
    156 Fenwick Ln Stephens City Va 28765
    Target


    IS that enough info lol

    and yet her profile is set to PRIVATE! :laugh:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    I am going on 47,have the metabolism of a 25 year old,drink too much and while serious sometimes live to try to make people laugh.

    That is all. :smokin:
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    I used to be really really hot. As a result I dated a professional football player and the lead singer of pretty famous band. I have nothing to show for either lol
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    My brothers hampster once bit me and immediately died afterwards....


    Poor hermie.
    The same thing happened to me. You probably have HAMA. Human anti-mouse antibody. It's pretty uncommon and can interfere with any assays that use monoclonal mouse antibodies like some cancer tests. Not to freak you out. I have it too. You should mention it to your pcp if you ever need blood tests.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
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    I can make knots with cherry stems with my mouth and balance any guys checkbook. 0ops, one of them is a lie!
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
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    I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.

    WIENNER!!!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    I have an obbsession with inflatablke people
  • Jenscan
    Jenscan Posts: 694 Member
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    I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

    :drinker: :drinker: Best answer on here
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    A$$hat

    2870557250_fbdf819654.jpg
    Did your mom take that pic? You really are an internet gawd, Phil! :happy:

    It's all in the glasses, they make woman's pants fall off.

    Don't fool yourself sugar, it's that sweet 'stache.

    I suppose but it's mostly for bar fights. Cause you know, women love watching bar fights with a bruce lee mustache.
    I'm torn between the glasses, the stache, & that hawt ****ie do!

    You'd be so much sexier in this pic if you'd update your equipment...every woman prefers a sleek package, and a dot matrix printer is just not doing it...lol

    Pfft, it may be old but it can rock your world!
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
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    My brothers hampster once bit me and immediately died afterwards....


    Poor hermie.
    The same thing happened to me. You probably have HAMA. Human anti-mouse antibody. It's pretty uncommon and can interfere with any assays that use monoclonal mouse antibodies like some cancer tests. Not to freak you out. I have it too. You should mention it to your pcp if you ever need blood tests.
    I had to google this, because I totally thought you were effing with me.
    lol
  • lmaharj
    lmaharj Posts: 82 Member
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    I used to play Dungeons and Dragons religiously if I wasn't playing baseball.

    We are one in the same. :P
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
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    I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

    :drinker: :drinker: Best answer on here

    :smile:
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    My brothers hampster once bit me and immediately died afterwards....


    Poor hermie.
    The same thing happened to me. You probably have HAMA. Human anti-mouse antibody. It's pretty uncommon and can interfere with any assays that use monoclonal mouse antibodies like some cancer tests. Not to freak you out. I have it too. You should mention it to your pcp if you ever need blood tests.
    I had to google this, because I totally thought you were effing with me.
    lol

    oh my god it's REAL!!!!!

    I thought that was a well-worded JOKE!!!!!!!:noway:

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