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she bakes yummy cakes0
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jasonpoihegatama wrote: »she bakes yummy cakes
FYI that’s not a lie 😂😂😂😂
Sorry most beautiful women don't bake any more. How bout this lie She has a machine gun under her bed.0 -
He loves taking pictures of himself.0
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He has a glorious mane of Fabio-like hair under that beanie0
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Her sense of humor sucks....in fact, she is completely un-funny.0
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He’s an off off broadway star, with a huge fan base in Japan0
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Her first job was a used shoe salesperson!0
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He was Roger Moore's stunt double in all the James Bond movies0
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Wears Pee Wee Herman pajamas with mustard stains0
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often has bright ideas0
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Has been a closet Furry since the Nixon administration0
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Changed his first lightbulb at the age of 70
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smuggles live hedgehogs across the Canadian border in exchange for poutine0
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Created the lightbulbs so blondes thought they could buy good ideas1
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Is really a little minnow that swims in that water0
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Actually an alien shapeshifter who has assumed this pleasing female earth form to lure guys for experimentation aboared her spaceship0
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Dresses up as a Juggalo on Halloween but secretly loves ICP and knows every song by heart0
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Is Madonnas long lost cousin0
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Favorite food is corndogs and mayonnaise0
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She goes commando every day. Doesn't own one single pair of undees.0
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He’s seen her undies0
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She has an unattractive accent0
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He has as a second pair of nipples0
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He's really a celebrity but doesn't want anyone to know0
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We once dated .0
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His forehead actually stops just above his eyebrows. He stuffs his hat so you'll think the rest of his head is under there.0
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She has a forehead fetish. Loves rubbing guys foreheads it turns her on.0
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Made millions guessing people ages at the circus lost millions offering MFP as a free app!0
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Has no body hair at all. Smooth as a baby's bottom from head to toe!0
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She loves to be grabbed by the kitten in public!0
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