What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    The world's largest ant farm
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    A broom made of bones in human hair
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    A bushel of old French Fries he's picked up off the floor of his car over the years.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    A generous amount of shellfish
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Troll dolls
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Boyfriends of her past.....I think she's seeing someone now.....be careful my friend!
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    All of his ex girlfriends...he will occasionally take one out and blow her up for old times sake.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    A long list of all of his enemies that he plans to get revenge on... wait a second... why's my name on here?
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    bill9160 wrote: »
    All of his ex girlfriends...he will occasionally take one out and blow her up for old times sake.

    Bill! Gosh darn it! I told you that in confidence! :s

    Shes hiding her collection of food containers that she brings home from restaurants. First she washes them after eating her leftovers.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    A swear jar to keep himself from saying more than "gosh darn it."
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Might I not want to say "kitten" instead? Lol Oh wait wrong thread!

    She goes around schools and collect gum from under desks and then hies it in her closet for safe keeping
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Air guitars. To everyone else, the closet is empty.. but to him, it's full of his favorite instrument.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Pagers. Why? Idk nobody has paged her in years
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    A pair of pom poms from his high school cheerleader days.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Her gym clothes that she never washes
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Some of my unwashed gym clothes that I've been looking all over for... I don't even want to know.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    I couldn't stand the smell anymore! Be back to you in 2 to 5 business days. I choose FedEx Standard Shipping

    One of those sketchy gas station restroom coin operated machines that sell and hold condoms......I don't want even want to know why.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    A long list of all of his enemies that he plans to get revenge on... wait a second... why's my name on here?

    Because you never answer my emails...

    Wait....what's that in your closet? It's my emails....with great big red X's thru them
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited February 2019
    There's nothing wrong with being prepared. :|

    A unicycle from his failed attempt to join the circus. Don't mention it to him though. It's still an upsetting topic. :(
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Her toy box & a case of Energizers
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Those pictures he sends in all of his e-mails. I learned very quickly not to open them!
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Bags of red hot Cheetos & a bottle of Coke Zero
  • johnw83
    johnw83 Posts: 6,219 Member
    me
  • Tommy7570
    Tommy7570 Posts: 465 Member
    His identity
  • johnw83
    johnw83 Posts: 6,219 Member
    a hot chic
  • DaleShields1504
    DaleShields1504 Posts: 77 Member
    Skeletons... Like actual Skeletons
  • Bellavita32
    Bellavita32 Posts: 868 Member
    lot's of ball caps
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    edited February 2019
    A complete miniature golf course
  • Taz6o5
    Taz6o5 Posts: 3,441 Member
    Cookies and beer
  • JustSomeJD
    JustSomeJD Posts: 416 Member
    A family sized bag of M&Ms.

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