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She likes me watching from across the street0
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He sleeps in a coffin0
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He has a coffin with a tv built in and xbox0
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He has won a blue ribbon at the county fair for his needlepoint0
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she loves girls0
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That’s also his senior yearbook photo1
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4 of them are his but he doesn't know it0
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His name is Dave and his favourite thing to do is paint puppies0
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The only ice has ever touched is the ones in her drinks!1
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The only box he ever touched was at work.0
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He still sleeps with a pacifier & wets the bed0
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He bet his house on the Patriots in the Super Bowl!0
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He was born Gertie macginther0
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She was the first female to successfully ride a Crocodile across the nile river!0
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He has never been outside of his house1
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She has furry feet yet still tiny0
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He has 17 children, all with different mothers1
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She was a circus performer...she would ride in on the elephants0
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He likes to pretend to be an elephant on dates0
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She wouldn't ride me when I did my elephant imitation0
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I kept telling him that isn't a trunk!!0
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She was critical of my "parts"0
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He flashed his "parts" every place we went. I got tired of bailing him out of jail.0
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She thought this was the break up thread...(so did I)1
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He treated me like a Sugar Mama0
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She is really 4' 5" inches tall0
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He is still shorter than me0
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She was a professional skier until that day she was losing and took out the competition by replacing their ski soap with super glue she got banned from being on any ski mountain!0
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He got some of the glue mixed up with his lotion and got glued to himself0
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He "accidentally" glues himself to attractive women he meets in the grocery store0
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