What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

Is jealous of the stick horse

Eats *kitten*

He has piercing you cant see

Has slept with 3/4 of the Golden Girls...he is still holding out hope for Betty White

She likes to wear mini skirts and tight tops when she goes shopping in the frozen food section to pick up guys.

She likes hot candle wax on her stomach. Does it every night with a glass of wine.

Knows that 900 lbs of peanut butter isn't as difficult to acquire as many people might think it is

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »

That's not a beard on his face...it's a merkin.

I had to google that and now kinda wish I didn't, but at least now I know where my beard came from!

Her dirty secret is that she is queen of the underground Cards Against Humanity pro-league that meets *in the church basement*

She has a closet full of plastic crowns and won't give any of them away to deserving people, dangit

does her dishes next

Stole a favorite sock and hid it

Eats deep fried spiders

Licks the salt off crackers and puts them back in the packet

Can suck a watermelon through 20 feet of garden hose.

Enjoys wearing a pink lace thong when he works out