Now I know why...

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bry_all01
bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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drinking so much water helps you lose weight. It is because you are sprinting across the building to pee and walking back every 5 minutes. :bigsmile:

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  • Fairysoul
    Fairysoul Posts: 1,361 Member
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    Hahahaha I like that!
  • My1985Freckles
    My1985Freckles Posts: 1,039 Member
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    LOL!!!!!!! So true! If I drink my minumum 8 glasses, I feel like I live in the bathroom.
  • Ireshgurl
    Ireshgurl Posts: 559
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    Or up the stairs..... :laugh:
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
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    My friends tease me for "having a small bladder"
  • KeriA
    KeriA Posts: 3,276 Member
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    Cute! A friend gave me a more scientific one but I like this too!
  • academical
    academical Posts: 35
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    Explains a lot really... it's like a 90 mile hike to the bathroom at my job! I should lose weight in NO time!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    It also burns calories to hold it. So when I'm too lazy to get the heck up and use the terlet, I can be pleased with myself for burning calories. Now, should I eat those back?
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    It also burns calories to hold it. So when I'm too lazy to get the heck up and use the terlet, I can be pleased with myself for burning calories. Now, should I eat those back?


    but, duh, Q. I mean. Search button, much?
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    eat back pee calories.

    If you hold it long enough, you get a mini "O" from it.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    It also burns calories to hold it. So when I'm too lazy to get the heck up and use the terlet, I can be pleased with myself for burning calories. Now, should I eat those back?
    but, duh, Q. I mean. Search button, much?
    but dontcha know? The search function is broken! It doesn't produce results in chronological order.
  • glockster972
    glockster972 Posts: 704 Member
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    Great scientific explanation!! LOL
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    The mornings after a particularly water-ific day (think 10-12 glasses), John makes fun of me for how long it takes me to finish, lol!!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    The mornings after a particularly water-ific day (think 10-12 glasses), John makes fun of me for how long it takes me to finish, lol!!


    if I was a guy, everyone would know I was excited right now.

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