This explains so much

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I just discovered this important info below. Please
share with all your friends.

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!!

It's the shampoo I use in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole
body, and (duh!)

printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this
warning,

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!

Well!

I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to
start using Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE
DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

If I don't answer the phone...I'll be in the shower!