Choose a career for the person above you

Tabloid writer

Unicycle disassembler

Photographer

Zookeeper who spends wayyyyy too much time with the monkeys....like other people are talking to management about it..

Maid of the Mist tour boat operator, also sells overripened bananas in a back alley...just because he can.

My personal assistant

Boss to the coolest secretary ever.

Intimacy consultant

Avon lady

My mistress