How many calories are in a DSH?

1_up
1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
I really enjoy eating cats. They taste like chicken or frog legs do to you. It's a superb delicacy that everyone should try at least once in your life. Actually if you ate general tso's you already tried it! Now wasn't that some good shiz... stuff!?!

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  • _David_
    _David_ Posts: 476 Member
    Yummy
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    *high five*
  • piperjon
    piperjon Posts: 157 Member
    Me too! Woof!
    I just eat the white meat, so I only count the low-fat portion.
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    The white meat is my favorite as well! We should all get together and swap recipes! I do want to try a sphinx one day :D
  • blacksbjr
    blacksbjr Posts: 7
    This has got to be one of the most amusing posts I have seen in a long time. Really enjoyed it. rotfl :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Not sure of the calories but they are pretty lean. Do you eat the skin?
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    I gobble the whole thing!
  • piperjon
    piperjon Posts: 157 Member
    I don't. Too crunchy and greasy when fried, too chewy raw. I go for leeeaaaann kitty.
    Ooh, sphinx! No weird cat hairs stuck in your teeth. I like the sound of that.

    Ever try a bobcat? It's a bit of work and you require a lot of stiches afterward, but MAN that's worth it!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Hmm. I would say in a 10lb DSH, you are probably looking at at least 1600 calories. Without the skin, maybe 1000. That's my estimate, based of the caloric count of the small dogs I eat.
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    I don't. Too crunchy and greasy when fried, too chewy raw. I go for leeeaaaann kitty.
    Ooh, sphinx! No weird cat hairs stuck in your teeth. I like the sound of that.

    Ever try a bobcat? It's a bit of work and you require a lot of stiches afterward, but MAN that's worth it!

    never had bobcat. Thats like a angus steak eh?!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Hmm. I would say in a 10lb DSH, you are probably looking at at least 1600 calories. Without the skin, maybe 1000. That's my estimate, based of the caloric count of the small dogs I eat.

    Dogs?!? You mean like hotdogs right?
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Hmm. I would say in a 10lb DSH, you are probably looking at at least 1600 calories. Without the skin, maybe 1000. That's my estimate, based of the caloric count of the small dogs I eat.

    Dogs?!? You mean like hotdogs right?

    No. Hot dogs are made of uteruses and sphincters and stuff. Plus the nitrates and sodium! Gross!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    I'm not going to eat this all.. Want the other half of this cat?
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Never fails...regardless of the planet they're from, guys just can't resist a little kitty kat.
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Kitty kats are the devil!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I'm not going to eat this all.. Want the other half of this cat?

    No thank you. I just polished off a chihuahua and couldn't eat another bite.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I'm not going to eat this all.. Want the other half of this cat?

    No thank you. I just polished off a chihuahua and couldn't eat another bite.

    C'mon now, a chihuahua...no way you're going to make up for your exercise calories you burned just trying to catch the little rat.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I'm not going to eat this all.. Want the other half of this cat?

    No thank you. I just polished off a chihuahua and couldn't eat another bite.

    C'mon now, a chihuahua...no way you're going to make up for your exercise calories you burned just trying to catch the little rat.

    It wasn't difficult. I used a fishing rod with a dog biscuit tied to the line. I pretty much just sat there and waited.
  • FindingFit50s
    FindingFit50s Posts: 162
    Never fails...regardless of the planet they're from, guys just can't resist a little kitty kat.

    BWAHAHAHA!!!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Hmm. I would say in a 10lb DSH, you are probably looking at at least 1600 calories. Without the skin, maybe 1000. That's my estimate, based of the caloric count of the small dogs I eat.
    Dogs?!? You mean like hotdogs right?
    No. Hot dogs are made of uteruses and sphincters and stuff. Plus the nitrates and sodium! Gross!
    You haven't had real hotdog until you've had wiener dog. Best to get a really obese one.
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Obese wiener dog... That sounds great! How do you suggest to cook it? Grill, Bake, Pan fry? Maybe crockpot?!
  • piperjon
    piperjon Posts: 157 Member
    Never fails...regardless of the planet they're from, guys just can't resist a little kitty kat.

    Oh, Bravo! +doggie applause+
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Never fails...regardless of the planet they're from, guys just can't resist a little kitty kat.

    Even superman has to worry about Kryptonite!
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Never fails...regardless of the planet they're from, guys just can't resist a little kitty kat.

    Even superman has to worry about Kryptonite!

    But remember, he never went looking for the Kryptonite...he only went looking for Lois. Lex Luthor was the man who went and found the kryptonite...I think he was a eunich.
  • anthony438
    anthony438 Posts: 578 Member
    Obese wiener dog... That sounds great! How do you suggest to cook it? Grill, Bake, Pan fry? Maybe crockpot?!

    Wrap in bacon and grill for 30 - 45 minutes, (no more as they can get tough)
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