GUYS: Your sweat is NOT God's Nectar......

Azdak
Azdak Posts: 8,281 Member
edited October 1 in Fitness and Exercise
Nobody wants to share the experience.

Wipe off your *&$#^@g bench when you are finished.

Rant over.

Thank you.

(Oh...and pick up your weights, you lazy, pampered, yuppie larvae......)

Rant #2 over.

Thank you again.
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  • GladImTall
    GladImTall Posts: 65 Member
    ...You forgot "STOP GRUNTING". :)

    Rant # 3 over.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    but, I like their sweat and grunting :embarassed:
  • 2bFitNTrim
    2bFitNTrim Posts: 1,209 Member
    :laugh:

    Honest, this is true: there's this guy at my gym that, after every lift or whatever, grunts "God that was good."....:laugh:
  • stephfilako
    stephfilako Posts: 113 Member
    This is true for the women too. Shhh... I know it never happens but for the FEW times it has... Lets all be clean.
  • emmaNEEDSskinny
    emmaNEEDSskinny Posts: 317
    LOOOOOL
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
    I hate when guys do their reps on an exercise machine and never wipe it off!!!!

    By the time I get to the weights after my cardio Im dripping....guess whos gunan stop wiping it off...... my butt sweat is sexalicious
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    ...You forgot "STOP GRUNTING". :)

    Rant # 3 over.

    Thank you! I can't stand it when I am wearing ear buds, with the volume turned up high and I can hear the person next to me grunting with every lift.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    but, I like their sweat and grunting :embarassed:

    They're refering to when everyone is clothed...That's all, no one is judging you. :flowerforyou:
  • AkaDragonfly
    AkaDragonfly Posts: 3 Member
    Amen! Oh you are not kidding...there is a fellow at my gym that literally DRIPS while on the treadmill. There are puddles on the sides of the ramp. Nasty!!!! *rant* and yes the GRUNTING just makes you look like you have to try that much harder, instead of tougher. Not impressive. -- oh and constantly adjusting your 'fly' while looking in the mirror....wth? did you forget you have one?

    *rant over*
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    but, I like their sweat and grunting :embarassed:
    They're refering to when everyone is clothed...That's all, no one is judging you. :flowerforyou:
    sorry...just had flashes from the dumb movie about the long distance relationship...the most hilarious part was the couple who dry humped.
  • XFitMojoMom
    XFitMojoMom Posts: 3,255 Member
    Ya'll would hate a CrossFit box.
  • shannonichole
    shannonichole Posts: 126
    but, I like their sweat and grunting :embarassed:

    They're refering to when everyone is clothed...That's all, no one is judging you. :flowerforyou:

    That was hilarious. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Or the guys who leave ridiculously heavy weight on the equipment! I hate them so much. My workout should not include cleaning up behind you!
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    The grunting makes them sound like they need more fiber in their diet..... just saying
  • JessPaul93016
    JessPaul93016 Posts: 119 Member
    but, I like their sweat and grunting :embarassed:

    They're refering to when everyone is clothed...That's all, no one is judging you. :flowerforyou:

    LOL!!!! :laugh:
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Amen! Oh you are not kidding...there is a fellow at my gym that literally DRIPS while on the treadmill. There are puddles on the sides of the ramp. Nasty!!!!

    I am that guy.

    Mostly because I am running at sustained speeds of 10mph, while your pansy *kitten* is at 4mph. The gym is a nasty place. Don't like it, buy your own home gym. The gym is for sweating. Get used to it, or don't go.

    If you aren't gonna be touching it, don't worry about it. If its on the floor, don't worry about it. Take a shower when you get home.

    Its one thing when guys are getting nastiness on the benches and don't wipe it off, its a whole different animal when its on the sides of a treadmill.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    should I be turned on by this thread?
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    I always wipe my sweat off the benches. Now, my semen? That's another story....
    Ahahaha. So wrong.

    You might be a father ;)
  • awiggins1090
    awiggins1090 Posts: 50
    but, I like their sweat and grunting :embarassed:

    Lmbo! To funny!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    but, I like their sweat and grunting :embarassed:
    They're refering to when everyone is clothed...That's all, no one is judging you. :flowerforyou:
    sorry...just had flashes from the dumb movie about the long distance relationship...the most hilarious part was the couple who dry humped.

    ahahaha! So, I guess you CAN have fun with clothes on! :laugh:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I always wipe my sweat off the benches. Now, my semen? That's another story....
    Ahahaha. So wrong.

    You might be a father ;)


    I just call him daddy.
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    what i hate is the ppl blasting music from their phone or ipod speakers or whatever.
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    but, I like their sweat and grunting :embarassed:

    I agree. I like it too.
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    If we're ranting, how about the douche bags who work out while on their cell phone?
  • GladImTall
    GladImTall Posts: 65 Member
    Amen! Oh you are not kidding...there is a fellow at my gym that literally DRIPS while on the treadmill. There are puddles on the sides of the ramp. Nasty!!!!

    I am that guy.

    Mostly because I am running at sustained speeds of 10mph, while your pansy *kitten* is at 4mph. The gym is a nasty place. Don't like it, buy your own home gym. The gym is for sweating. Get used to it, or don't go.

    If you aren't gonna be touching it, don't worry about it. If its on the floor, don't worry about it. Take a shower when you get home.

    Its one thing when guys are getting nastiness on the benches and don't wipe it off, its a whole different animal when its on the sides of a treadmill.

    My only beef is with those (men AND women) who don't wipe up after themselves on benches, etc. A quick wipe of a treadmill side arms and control panel is courtesy... Only other gripe is if the sweat is flinging onto me by someone :) and no- not in a good way.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Tightening of the diaphragm through grunting helps the body stabilise your core when lifting heavy. It's a necessary evil for many us.

    If any of you can show me how to lift 350+ on the bar without grunting and being safe I would be happy to listern.
  • GladImTall
    GladImTall Posts: 65 Member
    Tightening of the diaphragm through grunting helps the body stabilise your core when lifting heavy. It's a necessary evil for many us.

    If any of you can show me how to lift 350+ on the bar without grunting and being safe I would be happy to listern.

    Ok- that makes sense... what about a sustained ROAR after the weight has long since been lifted and/or deposited? :) To me- that cries "Look at ME!"
  • awiggins1090
    awiggins1090 Posts: 50
    If we're ranting, how about the douche bags who work out while on their cell phone?

    Don't be a hater lol I will shoot a text if I'm cycling but nothing serious! I think it's rude if your on a weight machine though
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    how about you go to teh gym and work out... and relax... and have fun? I know.. it seems like a bad idea to the pauly D's out there who scream, yell and look at themselves in the mirror 100 times before picking up one weight.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Tightening of the diaphragm through grunting helps the body stabilise your core when lifting heavy. It's a necessary evil for many us.

    If any of you can show me how to lift 350+ on the bar without grunting and being safe I would be happy to listern.

    Ok- that makes sense... what about a sustained ROAR after the weight has long since been lifted and/or deposited? :) To me- that cries "Look at ME!"

    Oh, I agree with that. That's freakin' ridiculous. And weight droppers...it doesn't impress anyone.
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