Would you still eat your food after it danced with you?

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cee134
cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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What if, like that bitmoji, your food started to dance with you? Would you still eat it?
Why or why not?
What would be the implications of eating it vs not eating it?

All we know is that the food is dancing. We don't know if the food feels pain, if it wants to be eaten, if it would decompose just as quickly as regular food, or anything else.


Here are 2 random examples of people dancing with their food.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I think I would probably be hungry after dancing so since I just made food... I think I would probably eat them.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    So I'm wondering... If you drank the coffee, would the coffee mug be ok or is that the coffee mug's blood?
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,388 Member
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    It's not the dancing part that would turn me off, but the food having faces.
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,388 Member
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    I do eat animals though, and they have faces...hmmmm. I think the difference is, if I was the bitmoji person, it seems like I'd be biting in to their faces while they're still alive and dancing and they might possibly start screaming so I don't think I'd be ok with that on a human level.
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
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    When I read this title I immediately went to ‘oh she is a black widow’.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    I do eat animals though, and they have faces...hmmmm. I think the difference is, if I was the bitmoji person, it seems like I'd be biting in to their faces while they're still alive and dancing and they might possibly start screaming so I don't think I'd be ok with that on a human level.

    I don't know, I get the impression that the bitmoji food wants to be eaten.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    askeeney wrote: »
    When I read this title I immediately went to ‘oh she is a black widow’.

    Who's a black widow?
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    I would eat my food *while* it danced with me
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
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    I would still eat food after dancing with it.

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    But, what about food with your face on it?

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    I would still eat food after dancing with it.

    taipkt9p25i4.png

    b97986ecj3k1.png

    But, what about food with your face on it?

    Is that a paradox? How can you eat food with your face on it if you can't use your face to eat the food?

    Also does your face taste like the food or your face?

  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    I would still eat food after dancing with it.

    taipkt9p25i4.png

    b97986ecj3k1.png

    But, what about food with your face on it?

    Is that a paradox? How can you eat food with your face on it if you can't use your face to eat the food?

    Also does your face taste like the food or your face?

    This would depend on how your face is on the food. Is it an edible picture like you would get on a cake or is a little more Buffalo Bill/Hannibal like?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    I would still eat food after dancing with it.

    taipkt9p25i4.png

    b97986ecj3k1.png

    But, what about food with your face on it?

    Is that a paradox? How can you eat food with your face on it if you can't use your face to eat the food?

    Also does your face taste like the food or your face?

    This would depend on how your face is on the food. Is it an edible picture like you would get on a cake or is a little more Buffalo Bill/Hannibal like?

    You could always cut around the face I guess.

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