We broke up because...

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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She claimed I had marbles to begin with!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    So I had this giant jar of marbles and I think she stole it. Those were my prized marbles rude
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  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She stole my marbles.
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She Loved her marbles more than she Loves Me! :cry:
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She drank mellow yellow, not Mt dew.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She had a marshmallow fetish. It was too sticky for me
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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    She drank mellow yellow, not Mt dew.

    Dude..mellow yellow is better.. at least I like better.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    She drank mellow yellow, not Mt dew.

    Dude..mellow yellow is better.. at least I like better.

    Not a fan of either really, but only thing I could think of when I saw mellow :D

    You wouldn't let me pet your dogs! :'(
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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    They called me a she! :|
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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    They didn't like me guessing :D
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    E_mouseOrElse wrote: »
    I wanted mouse mellow

    Was way too punny!!!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    LoL

    Couldnt make his/her mind.. hence he/shes an X

    Haaa
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We didnt :*
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Yep.. you heard her.. 🤗😚
  • rickiimarieee
    rickiimarieee Posts: 2,212 Member
    Wouldn’t let me babysit his dogs
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Your welcome to.. 😁 be warned.. they are a hand full.
  • rickiimarieee
    rickiimarieee Posts: 2,212 Member
    edited May 2019
    lx1x wrote: »
    Your welcome to.. 😁 be warned.. they are a hand full.

    Lmao I have a one month old baby and a 2 year old, I know all about hand fulls. Lmao
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She has a one month old baby that's a handful! I am one too! She couldn't handle me 😝
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He acted too much like a toddler and was always having hissy fits.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    (hands tank a pacifier)

    Go take that cheese selfie dude. LoL
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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She wouldn't let me set mouse traps even tho we had a mouse in the house!
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 157 Member
    The mice were my pets and they kept getting into the traps.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    He was always on fire, I can't stand the heat!
  • rickiimarieee
    rickiimarieee Posts: 2,212 Member
    Couldn’t see me without glasses

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