Boys suck....

I think it is just part of their DNA. I could go on and on about all the things they can do that are sucky, but I would be at it all night! Suffice it to say I feel your pain. :flowerforyou:

Cuz boy's are dumb. They can't help it! haha

My mother-in-law sent this to me today...it's so true!!!! I've been married for over 18 years...you will have your ups and downs...just try to keep things in perspecitve and don't sweat the small stuff!

Subject: WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


EATING OUT:
• When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

My mother-in-law sent this to me today...it's so true!!!! I've been married for over 18 years...you will have your ups and downs...just try to keep things in perspecitve and don't sweat the small stuff!

Subject: WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


EATING OUT:
• When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

that is great:laugh:

:laugh:

Maybe cause we can't understand y'all?

:glasses:

See....men and women DO have something in common!!!! LOL!!:laugh:

I don't think "boys" suck.


Men sure do though.

:happy:

I don't think "boys" suck.


Men sure do though.

But not you.:blushing:

:happy: :happy:

:laugh:

that. He hasn't really said sorry.

So my question is, Why do boys suck??

Michelle

quit messin with boys and get a MAN

I don't think boys stink but I think some have cooties!:noway:

MMMMMMMMMMMMM Cooties......I like a good man with a bad case of the cooties.......................hahahahahahahahahahahaha:sick:

I don't think boys stink but I think some have cooties!:noway:

MMMMMMMMMMMMM Cooties......I like a good man with a bad case of the cooties.......................hahahahahahahahahahahaha:sick:

mmmm me too!! Me TOO!! :blushing: Cooties aren't all bad Britches © I think we're talking about a whole different kind of cooties here!

you both are needing sleep....cootie dreams to you both!

girls suck too

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That's why my closest friends are male.:bigsmile:

girls suck too

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That's why my closest friends are male.:bigsmile:

Ha! That doesn't always work my BFFL is a male and we just had a pissy fight where we didn't talk for almost a week.

Is it safe to come in yet?