We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • _Paparazzi_
    _Paparazzi_ Posts: 463 Member
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    I was always late for the date.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    She sent a picture of us saying this is a picture of me and my ex
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He yelled at me.. "gimme all the cookies or you die" scared the crap out of me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He yelled at me.. "gimme all the cookies or you die" scared the crap out of me

    She had a problem holding on to her ..... 🤭😳
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
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    He always walked around playing his harmonica
  • _Paparazzi_
    _Paparazzi_ Posts: 463 Member
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    She never let me sing around the house .
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
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    Singing? I thought that was screeches of pain
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Told me I had a voice for the radio.. and that she'd like to turn me off.. :(
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I constantly failed to make complete stops at 4-way stop signs...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was a bad driver, scared me one too many times.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    It's not me, it's you... :p
  • Annedreeahh
    Annedreeahh Posts: 505 Member
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    He didnt like going to concerts
  • _Paparazzi_
    _Paparazzi_ Posts: 463 Member
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    She always wanted to go back stage after a concert and flirt with the drummer .
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She said she was strictly dickly, thanks @Bridge_marie for that term :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Didn't..🤗😙
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited June 2019
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    I did not have female genitalia and apparently that was a deal-breaker...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She did have female genitalia :D
  • melaniewelch06
    melaniewelch06 Posts: 387 Member
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    I wouldn’t shave my head and dress in manly clothes
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi. Instead of a Pepsi, she had me institutionalized...

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