First thing you would do, if you won the lottery!

Rocko820
Rocko820 Posts: 53 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Make a cuppa tea, personally.
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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    I would hire a financial advisor
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    reboot Bumfights
  • Ssssss666666
    Ssssss666666 Posts: 560 Member
    Think it must be a mistake
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    I would hire a financial advisor

    This.. after picking myself off the floor ..😆
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Dunno.... but I'd probably be dead in three week's time.

    *shrug
  • kegillum
    kegillum Posts: 58 Member
    First, hire an attorney, second a financial planner/money manager.
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
    Assuming a decent payout, retain an attorney and set up an anonymous trust to provide me and a select group of friends and family an annual income for life... then start traveling the world.
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    Flip a coin to decide if I schedule an appointment with the plastic surgeon first or order my Bentley.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,528 Member
    Probably pee my pants
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Moon_Stone wrote: »
    Sign the back of the ticket.

    Damn. I missed that
  • sheloves89
    sheloves89 Posts: 88 Member
    Financial advisor first... then pay off my student loans and all the student debt of everyone in my graduating class from vet school (I promised them I would, haha).

    Then buy a crazy amount of land in the middle of absolutely nowhere, get my wildlife rehabber's license, and set up a rehab facility. Or a wolfdog sanctuary. Or both.
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,185 Member
    Don't know. Probably won't happen.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    straight away.... exotic cars, booze, gambling & fast women


    then I would probably just waste the rest.
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Asking for vacation, traveling to an exotic destination, so I can relax, get my mind to settle and decide on my next steps
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I would Fly to Canada pick up @MJFSH and fly to a island to build a huge Sandcastle!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,528 Member
    take over the MFP forums of course, I am sure they would sell them to me for a few million

    let the reign of 4legs begin

    mostly I would just enable people from posting threads on the wrong board.
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    Beer first, then food.
  • Aveseves
    Aveseves Posts: 62 Member
    Book a vacation. Then be boring and responsible with it I'm sure ;)
  • LeGaCyGiAnT
    LeGaCyGiAnT Posts: 66 Member
    Pay off my house, student loan debt, and credit card debt :D
  • JeBeBu
    JeBeBu Posts: 258 Member
    Get the heck out of Nebraska! Get a lawyer to set up trusts for my kid. Pay off debt. Buy a small, comfortable home and plan my dream trip to Ireland!
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    Make sure my loved ones are taken care of financially.

    Lots of other fun stuff too but that would be the first thing.🙂
  • cambrie2
    cambrie2 Posts: 2 Member
    Make sure my friends and family were set up, donate to charities, have a holiday every year, pay off my car, buy a new house
  • gatorgirlgot8
    gatorgirlgot8 Posts: 55 Member
    Quit my job......DITTO ect..
  • sammidelvecchio
    sammidelvecchio Posts: 791 Member
    edited June 2019
    Hug my cat and call my dad
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Buy my mama the private island she deserves instead of the usual candle I get her for Mother's Day.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    I'd also buy a basketball team and a taco truck.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    I'd start a puppy cuddling business. Where people pay to come and have piles of fluffy pups cuddle them.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Call up all my friends and relatives and ask them for a decent sized loan for an emergency to see who would actually help me out.

    Then I'd be able to know who to trust and who I wouldn't. I wouldn't actually take the money, but I would take their calls after they found out I won the lottery.
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