Are you sexier than a piece of broken furniture?

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Reckoner67
Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
Circle one

YES NO

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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    I've got a really sexy lamp. It's just the right width and length. Its broken cause the darn switch won't turn it on but if I rub it someone it comes on. So clearly no one is as sexy as this lamp
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    My rack is super sexy. Often full of surprises, somedays overflowing. Lots of people say it looked like it would taste so good.

    I'd have to say I'm not as sexy as my wine rack even if it is missing a shelf
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Was going to have chicken thighs for dinner tonight but I think the breasts are on sale so I'll just douse them in wine and pair with some brussel sprouts

    wtf!?!?!? brussel sprouts are my favourite. wine too. we could be breast friends you know
  • Breezybreeze7
    Breezybreeze7 Posts: 1,044 Member
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    Yeah man!
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    Less broken than the splintered pantry door, buuuuuut I'm still gonna have to go with "no" today.
  • Mychal009
    Mychal009 Posts: 44 Member
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    A certain leggy lamp from A Christmas Story comes to mind
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    I think....maybe
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    Today, I think....no
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    All day everyday
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
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    no because im a fatty :D
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Sexy like a 3 legged stool.
  • smoofinator
    smoofinator Posts: 635 Member
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    Perhaps the Ikea EKTORP, but certainly not the GRÖNLID
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Sometimes 😂
  • Jelaan
    Jelaan Posts: 815 Member
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    Sadly no.
  • FitAddiction9
    FitAddiction9 Posts: 494 Member
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    Nope