I need a log everything buddy for accountability.

I'm Daniel. I'm 48, in the USA, and ready to do this again!
My goal is lose 70lbs, and I know how to get it done.
My mantra is, if your just trying to lose weight the only thing that matters is staying under your calories.
I like to lose weight slowly in order to get as many calories as I can in my day. I like to eat.
I know what works for me, log everything, stay in calories.
I eat what I want, I like/ live fast food and Walmart grocery.
I will share my dairy, and I will check my friend's dairy's for calorie accountability.
I believe a little guilt and motivation are the keys to accountability.
I keep my friends list very low, so I can actually help you out regularly.
I CAN and WILL help you succeed.
I(we) will fall off the wagon occasionally and blame the horse, then BBQ that horse and eat it, then get a new horse and get back on. I will not stop this wagon train.
I believe the MyFitnessPal calories calculations are pretty accurate.
If you need to lose a considerable amount of weight and you believe that calories are the only thing that matters then send me an invite.
If you have read all this and are excited about a real chance to lose weight, you are on the right track.