the consequence of being a man....

Schwiggity
Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
edited October 2024 in Motivation and Support
Oh wait! There are none!

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  • fionat29
    fionat29 Posts: 717 Member
    LMAO!! Not!! Trust me, there are plenty! Lol!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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  • Larius
    Larius Posts: 507 Member
    You forgot itchy man-berries. Although, it's more of an inconvenience, really.
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    You forgot itchy man-berries. Although, it's more of an inconvenience, really.

    Also, forgot that we have to deal with women.
  • Larius
    Larius Posts: 507 Member
    You forgot itchy man-berries. Although, it's more of an inconvenience, really.

    Also, forgot that we have to deal with women.

    Nobody's forcing you to. You could just tell every woman that attempts to speak to you "Please pardon me ma'am, but I do not wish to deal with you presently."
  • emd0019
    emd0019 Posts: 179 Member
    You forgot itchy man-berries. Although, it's more of an inconvenience, really.

    Also, forgot that we have to deal with women.


    I'm a girl and sometimes even I feel sorry that you all have to deal with us....:ohwell:
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    You forgot itchy man-berries. Although, it's more of an inconvenience, really.
    I wonder what the overall ratio of TOM posts to itchy man-berries posts is. Or even boobs to itchy man-berries. Seems worthy of throwing some database analysis at....
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    I personally haven't seen a whole lot of itchy-man berries posts. Also, /in b4 raging feminists crying sexism.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    They make freaks and ointments for itchy man berries... And if you said pardon me miss.... I would swoon and then respect your wishes because that is a respectful way of dealing with it and its just adorable.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    I recommend Gold Bond powder
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    They make freaks and ointments for itchy man berries... And if you said pardon me miss.... I would swoon and then respect your wishes because that is a respectful way of dealing with it and its just adorable.

    I like freaks for itchy man berries. Juuuuuuust sayin. :smokin:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Hahahahaha, creams. Stupid smartphone. Lol
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Pleased to have learned the phrase 'itchy man berries' today. Thank you MFP.

    I can now incorporate that phrase with one of my favorite words ever: salve. Oh, the many great sentences to be had.

    Word Nerd.

    Werd.
  • raevynn
    raevynn Posts: 666 Member
    Wow, assumptions.

    Like, that all men "have to deal" with women. Well, no, not that intimately if he's gay.

    And, geez, one of the "consequences" is testosterone. Sucks to be you, cuz you lose weight TWICE AS FREAKING FAST! Arrgggg...

    Yeah, my heart is bleeding for you... *sigh*

    On the bright side, if you are straight, you GET TO be with women... there's a plus! :wink:
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I recommend Gold Bond powder
    Somewhat related... http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

    That is a real product that works VERY well. I first bought it on a vacation trip, because who *WOULDN'T* buy a bottle of anything labeled Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

    Just kept it displayed for a long time. When I finally decided to try it, turns out it was great for long motorcycle rides.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    I recommend Gold Bond powder
    Somewhat related... http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

    That is a real product that works VERY well. I first bought it on a vacation trip, because who *WOULDN'T* buy a bottle of anything labeled Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

    Just kept it displayed for a long time. When I finally decided to try it, turns out it was great for long motorcycle rides.

    Ah, sounds like your basic swampass repellant.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    And, geez, one of the "consequences" is testosterone. Sucks to be you, cuz you lose weight TWICE AS FREAKING FAST! Arrgggg...

    Yeah, my heart is bleeding for you... *sigh*
    You forgot about having most of the world consider us stronger, more intelligent, and worth more pay for the same job.

    That's a lot of pressure to deal with.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Hahahahaha, creams. Stupid smartphone. Lol
    OMG! This made me laugh so hard. In real life even. Autocorrect win!
  • spyork
    spyork Posts: 187
    Oh wait! There are none!

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    Does nut butter work for itchy man berries? :noway:
  • RoosterB
    RoosterB Posts: 214 Member
    Oh wait! There are none!

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    No comment...
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Some berries are poisonous. Maybe that's why they are itchy.
  • CoachMaritova
    CoachMaritova Posts: 409 Member
    For the record: I LOVE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heart men!!!!!! I love manly men, I love masculine men, I love men who are men!!!!!!!! :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :love: :love: :love: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

    I love you guys.... that is one consequence of being a man.... being LOVED by me!!
  • RoosterB
    RoosterB Posts: 214 Member
    For the record: I LOVE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heart men!!!!!! I love manly men, I love masculine men, I love men who are men!!!!!!!! :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :love: :love: :love: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

    I love you guys.... that is one consequence of being a man.... being LOVED by me!!

    Awww... and you women have your moments too :wink:
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I'd like to see more itchy man berries threads started. I can only talk about TOM so many times before I get really worn out with it. Like, you've been doing this every month for how long? And we need to talk about it again why? But I answer anyway, in the honor of science.
  • Larius
    Larius Posts: 507 Member
    Some berries are poisonous. Maybe that's why they are itchy.

    That's poison ivy. Those are different little itchy white berries. This itching is not limited to white berries.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Some berries are poisonous. Maybe that's why they are itchy.

    That's poison ivy. Those are different little itchy white berries. This itching is not limited to white berries.

    Oh. Thank you. The world is a confusing place.
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    This is a very crazy topic.........but danged funny!

    Now, do you boys want to talk about PMS or va-jay-jay itch? lol.............................
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