Would Larry David do this?
MIltonBradley1
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So I keep a zip lock bag in my car that contains snacks and other small items to give to a homeless person you might encounter at a stop light.
Would Larry David eat any of the contents because he didn't have time for breakfast?
I did.
*The "homeless package" I reference was not prepared by me. So I basically raided a package prepared by others to hand out to those in need.
Would Larry David eat any of the contents because he didn't have time for breakfast?
I did.
*The "homeless package" I reference was not prepared by me. So I basically raided a package prepared by others to hand out to those in need.
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it depends.....
if I wasn't at home at the time, I could easily convince myself that I was currently homeless and could justify eating the entire contents of the bag.0 -
I’m super glad you clarified the homeless package being made by others because i felt myself starting to respect you. Im sorry to be gross, I won’t do it again4
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who's larry david2
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A Larry David moment...
I was running errands at lunch and picked up a burger and fries for a friend at work...I figured I should eat some of the fries, because, you know as like a tip or something for picking her up lunch4 -
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caco_ethes wrote: »I’m super glad you clarified the homeless package being made by others because i felt myself starting to respect you. Im sorry to be gross, I won’t do it again
@caco_ethes
so, if you were to build a 'homeless care package', what would it include ?0 -
How long did you have the homeless bag in your car? Do you frequently encounter homeless people while driving? Is there a chance you had the package so long the granola bar might be getting stale? Perhaps the beef jerky was beyond its "best by" date. And you know that keeping water in plastic bottles in a hot car for an extended amount of time is dangerous. So maybe you were doing the homeless a favor.1
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Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’m super glad you clarified the homeless package being made by others because i felt myself starting to respect you. Im sorry to be gross, I won’t do it again
@caco_ethes
so, if you were to build a 'homeless care package', what would it include ?
Floss, a pair of tongs, and a vintage poster of Richard Gere3 -
He would eat some of it and give it away, and the person that packed it would find out, creating an awkward interaction.1
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I admit I would be tempted.1
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caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’m super glad you clarified the homeless package being made by others because i felt myself starting to respect you. Im sorry to be gross, I won’t do it again
@caco_ethes
so, if you were to build a 'homeless care package', what would it include ?
Floss, a pair of tongs, and a vintage poster of Richard Gere
That’ll be one less homeless person on the streets then.....1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’m super glad you clarified the homeless package being made by others because i felt myself starting to respect you. Im sorry to be gross, I won’t do it again
@caco_ethes
so, if you were to build a 'homeless care package', what would it include ?
Floss, a pair of tongs, and a vintage poster of Richard Gere
Tongs can be very useful.1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’m super glad you clarified the homeless package being made by others because i felt myself starting to respect you. Im sorry to be gross, I won’t do it again
@caco_ethes
so, if you were to build a 'homeless care package', what would it include ?
Floss, a pair of tongs, and a vintage poster of Richard Gere
Tongs can be very useful.
Necessary even1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’m super glad you clarified the homeless package being made by others because i felt myself starting to respect you. Im sorry to be gross, I won’t do it again
@caco_ethes
so, if you were to build a 'homeless care package', what would it include ?
Floss, a pair of tongs, and a vintage poster of Richard Gere
Tongs can be very useful.
Necessary even
Just tonight I used a set of long handled tongs.
.... much to the dismay of our neighbor's cat.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’m super glad you clarified the homeless package being made by others because i felt myself starting to respect you. Im sorry to be gross, I won’t do it again
@caco_ethes
so, if you were to build a 'homeless care package', what would it include ?
Floss, a pair of tongs, and a vintage poster of Richard Gere
Tongs can be very useful.
Necessary even
Just tonight I used a set of long handled tongs.
.... much to the enjoyment of our neighbor's ‘cat’.
I’ll bet0 -
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A Larry David moment...
I was running errands at lunch and picked up a burger and fries for a friend at work...I figured I should eat some of the fries, because, you know as like a tip or something for picking her up lunch
A guy i used to know did a similar thing but with spliffs
The dooby was not getting passed to the left hand side on these occasions, mearly being passed across the room to whosever turn it was (it was a flawed system).
If he had to pass it across he would always take a puff before hand and call it "transport tax".
He was not popular.0 -
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MIltonBradley1 wrote: »Teenybudda wrote: »A Larry David moment...
I was running errands at lunch and picked up a burger and fries for a friend at work...I figured I should eat some of the fries, because, you know as like a tip or something for picking her up lunch
A guy i used to know did a similar thing but with spliffs
The dooby was not getting passed to the left hand side on these occasions, mearly being passed across the room to whosever turn it was (it was a flawed system).
If he had to pass it across he would always take a puff before hand and call it "transport tax".
He was not popular.
Say no to drugs.
Meh.. idk.. alls I can say is im having a great time with these crystals right now. 😎0 -
Oh yeaaah 🤘0 -
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I wish it was. 🤤0 -
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StarWarzzzz wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’m super glad you clarified the homeless package being made by others because i felt myself starting to respect you. Im sorry to be gross, I won’t do it again
@caco_ethes
so, if you were to build a 'homeless care package', what would it include ?
Floss, a pair of tongs, and a vintage poster of Richard Gere
Read that as thongs at first and it made absolutely no sense.
Right? Who needs a pair of thongs when you have floss?2
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