What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    The same things she has in her basement. Whips, chains, sex toys, ball gags, etc.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    edited July 2019
    Uggs, Starbucks gift certificates, a jar of pumpkin spice, and the pit of every avacado you've ever eaten.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Her barbie doll collection from when she was a girl.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    His barbie doll collection from when HE was a girl ;):o
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    10. Chucky dolls
    9 Freddie masks
    8 Michael Myers hockey masks
    7 chickens with the head chopped off
    6 of the smurfs
    5 pounds of Lard
    4 Gallons of fake blood
    3 dozen shoes
    2 Molly Maid outfits
    1 Missing neighbor
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Her cowboy hat, whiskey, men's boxers and a cigar for when she feels like being the man in charge. One hand scratching her butt.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    a unicycle and spandex shorts
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Her collection of cool and the gang albums. Her favorite song is celebrate!
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    His cheat day foods.
  • PiscesIntuition
    PiscesIntuition Posts: 1,372 Member
    Weed he bought from his boss.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    edited July 2019
    Weed she "borrowed from her co-worker"
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    His weed that she borrowed.
  • PiscesIntuition
    PiscesIntuition Posts: 1,372 Member
    LMAO! My weed that I borrowed from him that you want!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Her bong that she used to smoke all of his weed in.
  • PiscesIntuition
    PiscesIntuition Posts: 1,372 Member
    LOL! His ex girlfriend that slept over last night but his new girlfriend doesn’t know.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Her ^ but don't tell my new girlfriend. Trying for a 3 some. ;)
  • PiscesIntuition
    PiscesIntuition Posts: 1,372 Member
    Threesomes are fun! Oh, did I say that out loud?!

    He’s hiding me in his closet!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Yes 3 some in the closet time.
  • PiscesIntuition
    PiscesIntuition Posts: 1,372 Member
    We’re waiting on your girlfriend.
  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,865 Member
    A case of left over sweetheart candy from Valentine's Day .
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Empty Valentine chocolate boxes
  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,865 Member
    The other half of Penn and Teller lol
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited August 2019
    Every issue of TV Guide ever produced.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Boxes of brownie mix..
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    My drum set. She never let's me play as she claims it's annoying. Never was an encouraging sister! 😤
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Broken in half drumsticks that he still uses to bang on pots and pans.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Paperdoll
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Paperdoll

    I so would lock my sister in my closet and blast music so I couldn't hear her....I mean no never!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Paperdoll

    This is true. I live 24/7 in my closet. :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Plasticdoll :D

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