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    What do you NEVER mess with?

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    • Posts: 76 Member
      An overly tired toddler. I like to keep my hearing for a few more years.
    • Posts: 3,678 Member
      OhioViking79 wrote: »
      An overly tired toddler. I like to keep my hearing for a few more years.

      😂Ah I remember those days well! 😵 lol🙌💗
    • Posts: 20,506 Member
      nighthawk584 wrote: »
      a married woman...found that out the hard way.

      Right?

      My girlfriend’s husband wants to kill me...
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      Motorsheen wrote: »
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      Right?

      My girlfriend’s husband wants to kill me...

      Don't back down, man.
    • Posts: 267 Member
      IDK...Texas???
    • Posts: 20,506 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      Don't back down, man.

      @SwannySez

      I was just clowning about the husband wanting to kill me.




      ... he doesn’t even know me.
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      Motorsheen wrote: »
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      @SwannySez

      I was just clowning about the husband wanting to kill me.




      ... he doesn’t even know me.

      For some reason that makes me think of this story:

      https://deadspin.com/sir-perhaps-we-can-resolve-our-differences-with-a-frie-217515
    • Posts: 20,506 Member
      iMago wrote: »
      circus folk

      One of life’s little truths.

      They’re almost as bad as stockbrokers.
    • Posts: 4,278 Member
      iMago wrote: »
      circus folk

      🤡
      I’m offended vk2o5y0i7tm7.jpeg
    • Posts: 20,506 Member
      your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
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      🤡
      I’m offended vk2o5y0i7tm7.jpeg

      I can somehow picture you wearing those.
    • Posts: 3,678 Member
      FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
      Hot wax.

      Trust me.
      Go on....
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    • Posts: 4,278 Member
      FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
      Hot wax.

      Trust me.

      Really? Because. Never mind
    • Posts: 4,877 Member
      Drugs

      Cigarettes

      Married/Taken men

      Pork
    • Posts: 156 Member
      People in general. You just never know what is real and what’s a facade.
    • Posts: 2,794 Member
      Tuna from Subway.

      I saw my dad order that once and I just looked at him with beaming pride. They just don't make 'em like that anymore.
    • Posts: 20,506 Member
      kam26001 wrote: »
      Tuna from Subway.

      I saw my dad order that once and I just looked at him with beaming pride. They just don't make 'em like that anymore.

      Was it one of those Subway counters operated from a freeway truck stop near Needles California ?


      please say 'yes'
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      Olives
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      Seafood. Ever. Except tuna cause it's in a pouch.
    • Posts: 221 Member
      Ghostofachance wrote: »
      Deliberately stepping into an argument with someone who has radically different political or religious views than mine. Not to say I haven't activated this landmine on accident, but I definitely try to avoid doing it on purpose.

      This - complete waste of time and effort
    • Posts: 221 Member
      caco_ethes wrote: »
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      Great song though

      One of my favs - almost up there with 'riff raff' (the live version) which is my new favorite thing when I sit down to play guitar.
    • Posts: 11,962 Member
      PWHF wrote: »
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      One of my favs - almost up there with 'riff raff' (the live version) which is my new favorite thing when I sit down to play guitar.

      Confession:

      I didn’t know there was a song called high voltage by ac/dc 😬

      I was referring to eagles of death metal 😌
    • Posts: 4,278 Member
      caco_ethes wrote: »
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      Confession:

      I didn’t know there was a song called high voltage by ac/dc 😬

      I was referring to eagles of death metal 😌

      Eagles of what now?
    • Posts: 453 Member
      Anything that requires a tool that isn't a hammer or a screwdriver...
    • Posts: 11,962 Member
      your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
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      Eagles of what now?

      Eagles of death metal. Its facetious. From their website:

      “Bio
      Eagles of Death Metal is an American rock band from Palm Desert, California, formed in 1998 by best friends Jesse Hughes and Josh Homme. Despite their band name, Eagles of Death Metal is not a death metal band. The story goes that a friend was introducing Josh Homme to the death metal genre. When he played a song by the Polish band Vader and made a claim that the song was within the death metal genre, Homme then referred to Vader as "The Eagles of Death Metal". After hearing this phrase, he wondered what a cross between the Eagles and a death metal band would sound like. With that, the band was born.”
    • Posts: 4,278 Member
      tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
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      https://youtu.be/2a4gyJsY0mc

      😂 I feel like I just witnessed the secret handshake.
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    • Posts: 221 Member
      caco_ethes wrote: »
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      Confession:

      I didn’t know there was a song called high voltage by ac/dc 😬

      I was referring to eagles of death metal 😌

      ha! - I didn't know there was one by eagles of death metal. Just as well they are not an actual death metal band because to know a death metal band and not be familiar with ac/dc would be a real confession...
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
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      caco_ethes wrote: »
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      Eagles of death metal. Its facetious. From their website:

      “Bio
      Eagles of Death Metal is an American rock band from Palm Desert, California, formed in 1998 by best friends Jesse Hughes and Josh Homme. Despite their band name, Eagles of Death Metal is not a death metal band. The story goes that a friend was introducing Josh Homme to the death metal genre. When he played a song by the Polish band Vader and made a claim that the song was within the death metal genre, Homme then referred to Vader as "The Eagles of Death Metal". After hearing this phrase, he wondered what a cross between the Eagles and a death metal band would sound like. With that, the band was born.”

      You're leaving out an important detail and the only reason anyone has heard of this band.

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