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  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
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    You'll be my first.. as a woman
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    :laugh: These are great.
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
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    No no no, this vibrator is not for me :)
    Man up! Lol

    I am now scared of JsGirl93.




























































    Tigers aren't supposed to be afraid of anything silly! :wink:

    Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon. And vibrators.
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    Hmmm...learn something new every day..*taking notes*
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
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    Just because I think you're answers are awesome and funny and I'm bored..

    What is something a woman can say or do that will make you turn around and run the opposite direction?

    Calls you her boyfriend on the first date.

    Talk's about all her exes, all the time.

    Throw"s your car keys in the sewer as a joke.
  • Dolphingirlie81
    Dolphingirlie81 Posts: 322
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    Just because I think you're answers are awesome and funny and I'm bored..

    What is something a woman can say or do that will make you turn around and run the opposite direction?

    Call you her boyfriend on the first date.

    Talk about all her exes, all the time.

    Throw your car keys in the sewer as a joke.

    Throw your keys in the sewer as joke?? I'm afraid to ask what kind of woman you date? Lol
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    No no no, this vibrator is not for me :)
    Man up! Lol

    I am now scared of JsGirl93.

    Nut up or shut up. :bigsmile:
    Haha! Mandy! ... Cowards...
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
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    "Just to let you know, I usually don't mind fooling around on the first date, but I am sort of waiting for some test results from the clinic."
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
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    Throw your keys in the sewer as joke?? I'm afraid to ask what kind of woman you date? Lol

    Yeah, my luck with women isn't the best, they tend to be the abusive, self-centered, and often physcotic sort.

    Which is why I am a happy single.
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
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    "Just to let you know, I usually don't mind fooling around on the first date, but I am sort of waiting for some test results from the clinic."

    LOL love it
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    How about.. Nut up butt up and bite that pillow..

    Fantastic!
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    Throw your keys in the sewer as joke?? I'm afraid to ask what kind of woman you date? Lol

    Yeah, my luck with women isn't the best, they tend to be the abusive, self-centered, and often physcotic sort.

    Which is why I am a happy single.

    My ex threw my car keys on top of a building with no roof access at 3 am. My phone and purse were locked in the car too. I can relate...
  • JNick77
    JNick77 Posts: 3,783 Member
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    Just because I think you're answers are awesome and funny and I'm bored..

    What is something a woman can say or do that will make you turn around and run the opposite direction?

    Wait a second... before we leave I have to take my lithium dose.
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
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    here is one we missed makes me run every time

    "does my butt look big in these pants"
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
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    Just because I think you're answers are awesome and funny and I'm bored..

    What is something a woman can say or do that will make you turn around and run the opposite direction?

    Wait a second... before we leave I have to take my lithium dose.
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    *gasp* LOL..OMG Jason...seriously??
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
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    here is one we missed makes me run every time

    "does my butt look big in these pants"

    Ah yes, the classic no matter what you say its wrong, and if you say nothing its still wrong.
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
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    "My two favorite things are commitment and helping you change yourself."
    -wtk

    I'm not a guy (duh) but these are words that will have me SPRINTING in the other direction. Man, I'd set a new world record, too.
  • Dolphingirlie81
    Dolphingirlie81 Posts: 322
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    Throw your keys in the sewer as joke?? I'm afraid to ask what kind of woman you date? Lol

    Yeah, my luck with women isn't the best, they tend to be the abusive, self-centered, and often physcotic sort.

    Which is why I am a happy single.

    I once went on a date with a guy that took me to a graveyard. I was like WTH? I told him i wanted to leave and he said not til i'm done. I didn't know what to think. Needless to say I've never talked to him again. I drive my OWN car! That was freaky!
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
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    I once went on a date with a guy that took me to a graveyard. I was like WTH? I told him i wanted to leave and he said not til i'm done. I didn't know what to think. Needless to say I've never talked to him again. I drive my OWN car! That was freaky!

    Yeah um.....wth is pretty much right.
  • kmo566
    kmo566 Posts: 16 Member
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    "Uh-oh, I missed 3 calls from my parole officer"
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    How about.. Nut up butt up and bite that pillow..

    Fantastic!
    Omg! Hth hell did I miss that one!

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