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SHBoss1673
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So I'm not really happy with my job, and I was looking around on monster and one of the jobs posted that looked interesting had the following requirement.
SQL server administrator:
-Must have 5 years SQL 2005 or 2008 experience
Now, SQL 2005 came OUT in 2005 (or actually at the very end of 2004) So it's physically impossible for someone to have 5 years experience with either of those 2 things.
Never mind that nobody actually implemented it until 2006 for any real applications. I find these recruiters amusing.
SQL server administrator:
-Must have 5 years SQL 2005 or 2008 experience
Now, SQL 2005 came OUT in 2005 (or actually at the very end of 2004) So it's physically impossible for someone to have 5 years experience with either of those 2 things.
Never mind that nobody actually implemented it until 2006 for any real applications. I find these recruiters amusing.
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So I'm not really happy with my job, and I was looking around on monster and one of the jobs posted that looked interesting had the following requirement.
SQL server administrator:
-Must have 5 years SQL 2005 or 2008 experience
Now, SQL 2005 came OUT in 2005 (or actually at the very end of 2004) So it's physically impossible for someone to have 5 years experience with either of those 2 things.
Never mind that nobody actually implemented it until 2006 for any real applications. I find these recruiters amusing.0 -
Amusing. Good luck on the job hunt!0
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You should apply and tell them that you have 10 years experience with SQL 2008.0
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Ha ha.0
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LOL! I just found another one, same thing. It's probably the same recruiter doing their search.0
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They walk among us...0
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They walk among us...
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Too funny! I love it when people misuse IT lingo :laugh:0
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Not related to job searches, but found this on Craigslist:
Kidney. Ab.
Reply to: sale-1051689253@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-26, 11:22AM
Age 36
In. Great. Health
Maybe. We could. Help. Each. Other
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Original URL:http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/for/1051689253.html
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LOL. Um, I need some help, I wonder....0
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