I just caught a glimpse of my *kitten*...

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odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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in the restroom mirror and thought "DAMN GINA! You've gotten Chunky!!"

I promptly came back to my desk and ate another cube of cheese.

Useless. Absolutely useless.

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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    awww. I wish you could feel as I do when I catch a glimpse of my rear. It's my best feature. Wait, no, my boobs are. I'm confused!
  • DestinyDarbi
    DestinyDarbi Posts: 260 Member
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    :brokenheart: :sad:

    I know the feeling!! Only for me, it's my chin(s). It's gotten better now, but I'll probably always have somewhat of a double chin.. so dumb!!
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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    in the restroom mirror and thought "DAMN GINA! You've gotten Chunky!!"

    I promptly came back to my desk and ate another cube of cheese.

    Useless. Absolutely useless.

    "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun."

    Maybe you just need a guy whose motto in life is this ^

    On a side note: Cheese is delicious.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I took a fertility test today. It was free with my pregnancy tests and i wanted to pee on something.

    It's just my mood today.

    Tomorrow, I'll go back to thinking the juicier the better.
  • Kirsty_UK
    Kirsty_UK Posts: 964 Member
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    skinny a$$es aren't good for spanking ;)
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    I can understand the desire to pee on something.

    If I were a guy, I'd pee on the upholstery of the Mercedes convertible parked diagonally across two parking spots with the top down. Just because.

    Bonus points if the owner was in it.
  • NicoleWong1988
    NicoleWong1988 Posts: 10 Member
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    I know the feeling.... I'm weaing my "big pants" today and they are feelng tight, so I weighed myself to make me feel better... I've gained 2 lbs... fml
  • mamashatzie
    mamashatzie Posts: 238 Member
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    I can understand the desire to pee on something.

    If I were a guy, I'd pee on the upholstery of the Mercedes convertible parked diagonally across two parking spots with the top down. Just because.

    Bonus points if the owner was in it.

    I think I love you.
  • JennsLosing
    JennsLosing Posts: 1,026
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    I can understand the desire to pee on something.

    If I were a guy, I'd pee on the upholstery of the Mercedes convertible parked diagonally across two parking spots with the top down. Just because.

    Bonus points if the owner was in it.
    you could always just pop a squat on it too.....
  • Berta53
    Berta53 Posts: 29
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    I love my rear its very curvy!
  • dodd319
    dodd319 Posts: 228
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    I hate my *kitten*, well, the lack of it. :(
  • millionsofpeaches
    millionsofpeaches Posts: 372
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    I like the part about "well-received in society" so I am going to go eat some brie now. :wink:

    Junk In the Trunk - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=no junk in the trunk

    A medical term used to describe a female with a disproportionately large gluteus maximus region in relation to the rest of her body. Scientists have discovered that, in this condition, any food eaten by the afflicted turns immediately to fat then migrates rapidly to the gluteus maximus. Research has found that this ailment is widespread throughout many areas of North America and is oddly prevalent in African-American females. While there is no known cure, as long as there are males of the species and alcohol remains readily available, these females are still well-received in society.

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