What is the person above hiding in their closet?

An old boot that he painted to look like a butt

PaperDoll_

A sock puppet but don't dare call him that. His name's Billy and she considers him to be her husband.

SpongeBob shrine made of cheese

a Betty Crocker cook book in which he drew boobs on all the fruit pictures

A one of a kind Bob Ross painting.

A painting he secretly made of his neighbors wife sunbathing without a top.

So much Halloween candy

a scrap book of Emilio Estevez photo's

A map
A candlestick
An apple
A giraffe

sounds like we're going on an adventure

in her closet..... a really small pair of shorts....

excellent grammar..... as always.....

So many bicycles

I had to sell them all....

a closet full of shoes...... (best legs on MFP)

A lot of empty wine bottles but only one glass

still as brutally honest as ever I see.....

A closet full of poor broken hearted men..... haha

slimgirljo15

Neatly folded blankets and towels

Many bespoke suits
A tuxedo
Very fancy shoes

A statue of an ice skating werewolf she made from wine corks

A safe installed in the wall that can only be opened by a toe print.

A floatation device and a kiddie pool

A switchblade comb.

slimgirljo15

A bag of lime, duct tape and rope

Dominatrix outfits

blow up dolls with nametags....Sunday, Monday,Tuesday, and Friday. We aren't sure what happened to Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday.

pizzamyheart wrote: »

blow up dolls with nametags....Sunday, Monday,Tuesday, and Friday. We aren't sure what happened to Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday.

They popped. They will be missed 🥺

terrordawg

Me! Please send help

theresa120 wrote: »

Me! Please send help

Quiet down the neighbors will hear you. Now it puts the lotion on its skin

A pit.