Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Gordon Schumway's ghostwriter
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    His sneezes have been known to induce labor in nearby pregnant women. Now he charges a hefty amount for the same
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Calculates labor rates.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He stands in front of stores and dances, trying to bring in the customers.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited October 2019
    Puts those little stickers on apple's, she hopes one day to be promoted to orange stickers
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    she builds morale. Currently she's been hired to stand on the sidelines of the NFL teams to slap their butts.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    She teaches Poultry Science at a state college in Arkansas.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He sits on the side of the road with a bullhorn shouting at cars to “slow the he!! down!”
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Hires her self out to parents who want to train early for when their kids can sit on their shoulders. Its a small fee, her payment really comes in the form of the enjoyment of riding full grown adults. Oh, and the view!
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    Spell checker at the bumper sticker factory
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He makes action movies (they are actually just videos he takes on his cell phone of people jogging).
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    She's a tin foil hat designer who caters to alien conspiracist.
  • SoHowLongIsThisGonnaTake
    SoHowLongIsThisGonnaTake Posts: 268 Member
    Professional tailgater caterer.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    SoHowLongIsThisGonnaTake wrote: »
    Professional tailgater caterer.

    Is this a real thing? If so I want to do that!

    Don't let her pretty face or relaxed and reserved demeanor fool you. She is actually the worlds top ranked masked female wrestler. She's also a MMA instructor.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Professional cuddler, specializing in big spoon
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    Professional cuddler, specializing in big spoon

    And I'll work OT for you! :kissing_heart:
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
    HS Coach
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Amateur warmer. He will softly cup any mans testicles in his hands to keep them warm on the sidelines of any outside sport
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    Sound recorder for porn movies. Daily tasks include going to gyms and tennis matches to record people grunting and using it in movies
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Dolly Parton impersonator

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