If Google created the perfect man

SenseAtional
SenseAtional Posts: 134
edited October 2 in Chit-Chat
Ladies, you can stop looking... check out the G-Male! He not only remembers your birthday and anniversary, he remembers everyone's. It's not that he's too proud to ask for directions, he just doesn't need to. And most importantly, he actually listens!

http://www.mywalletisfatnotme.com/2011/08/g-male-perfect-man.html

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  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    Ladies, you can stop looking... check out the G-Male!

    Is that anything like the G-Spot???
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: I do believe I will stick with my imperfect husband. I asked him once why he was such a mess maker and caused so much trouble. His response? "Because you'd be bored otherwise" After I stopped laughing I realized, to my horror, that he was actually right. Just don't tell him I said so...
  • puggleperson
    puggleperson Posts: 740 Member
    I'm a REALLY good listener LOLOLOL
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Ladies, you can stop looking... check out the G-Male!

    Is that anything like the G-Spot???

    that would be pretty perfect... :wink:
  • JaydeSkye
    JaydeSkye Posts: 282 Member
    Sorry ladies, the perfect man does exist but you won't find him in Google Shopping - I already married him <3
  • messyinthekitchen
    messyinthekitchen Posts: 662 Member
    Ladies, you can stop looking... check out the G-Male!

    Is that anything like the G-Spot???

    Noo it was on stuffphillikes on youtube today. Was actually pretty funny. Google creates the perfect man. Or so she though.
  • Liquid741
    Liquid741 Posts: 292 Member
    ive learned to use the calender function of my iphone more often...i give myself reminders now of everything, keep a relationship diary, and actually remind my wife of special dates of our past....

    mind sound stupid, but im always rewarded for remembering.
  • WachyBoo
    WachyBoo Posts: 37
    He sounds perfect! But does he mow lawns, let me warm my cold toes between his warm thighs and hold my hair when Ive had too many wines and start throwing up?

    If not I'll stick with The Dave. Sports mad, terribly unruly curly hair, hobbit feet and all...:love:
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Sorry ladies, the perfect man does exist but you won't find him in Google Shopping - I already married him <3

    You did?! Thats odd. Ive never seen you before :-P
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Is that anything like the G-Spot???

    I know where that is roughly but could probably do with a SatNav to find it, anyone have the grid ref?
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    Ladies, you can stop looking... check out the G-Male!

    Is that anything like the G-Spot???

    yes yes good question
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    Ladies, you can stop looking... check out the G-Male!

    Is that anything like the G-Spot???

    bwahaaaa!!
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