Would you be ok with the above person in a zombie apocalypse?

No, yellow is too bright and would attract attention. If anything, I would use as zombie bait

Duh!

He can carry me

I’ll watch

Yes, especially with the spiked knuckles I'll make for him.

we will be good

for sure

I think we'd manage

We'd kick butt by luring them in to a deep hole, set them on fire and drink a bottle of whiskey while we watch them burn.

Yep we would be just fine