Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Kirlian photographer.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    Lead tester for electric bug lights. Taking two weeks of vacation in hopes the bandages can be taken off his fingers.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited November 2019
    Maintains the instruments and monitors the flow of lava from live volcanoes.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Professional Mario Kart player
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    gives foot massages to men underneath the stalls in the restrooms at bus stations
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
    Professional noticer
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    She went viral for proposing to a Vegas stripper in the middle of his performance. He had never met her before.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    Research and Development for Pizza Hut's new stuffed crust selections. Next up, raspberry jam.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Value priced accordion tuner
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    There are animals for years, movements for months, something to celebrate each day. It seems like her job is to find out what to label each hour with.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She's been recognized as the world's leading party, snack tray provider. The way she presents the gerkins in particular has the entire industry buzzing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Undercover detective
  • SoHowLongIsThisGonnaTake
    SoHowLongIsThisGonnaTake Posts: 268 Member
    Mommy blogger and influencer of essential oils on Instagram.

    Brb, got a take a new selfie for the gram "one sniff of this rose oil and I'm as and beautiful and happy as I look in this picture. And you can too!
    #homebiznotanothermlmthisoneisdifferent
    #hairgoalsitstheroseoil
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    The top Salvation Army Christmas Donation receiver.She employs a variety of techniques:
    Aggressive bell ringing that scares the timid into donating
    Annoying bell ring (following you around incessantly ringing until you donate)
    Torture bell ring ( which includes a bullhorn Her favorite is the distraction ring technique where she pickpockets with her left hand while ringing with the right.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Runs a new wave pizza shop. Uses his feet to spread and shape the crusts. Says its the way of the future for the pizza industry.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Runs a New Wave pizza shop. All pizzas are shaped like keyboards and Depeche Mode delivers to your table or your home with a song.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Pizza Delivery Man. He performs an interpretative jazz routine upon delivery of your pizza. If you don't give him a good tip he will perform his routine again.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Gremlin impersonator. She dons a gremlin costume, sorry, uniform and will visit a person of your choice. Frequently seen on the wings of a plane and the FAA has made concessions for this.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Pillow tester
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
    Super hero
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Litterbox salesmen
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    Working on a car that runs off vibrations from synth wave music. Works closely with Bill Murray.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Bill Murray impersonator
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Works at Chickadee chicken
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A pair of alligator leg socks. (Those ones go up to her knees.)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Victoria's Secret Model. They're trying to enter 2019 by hiring male models. He hopes to wear the fantasy bra this year.
  • Emmafire
    Emmafire Posts: 869 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Victoria's Secret Model. They're trying to enter 2019 by hiring male models. He hopes to wear the fantasy bra this year.
    Zumba instructor
  • SoHowLongIsThisGonnaTake
    SoHowLongIsThisGonnaTake Posts: 268 Member
    Runs the gossip mill that serves as a main source for grocery store checkout magazines.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Grows Christmas trees
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Specializes in the eye gouge. All the big wrasslin stars learn their technique from her

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