What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

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    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

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    Probably... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

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    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

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    Honestly I don't know what he meant. I do know whatever he says to that will be funny af. 😁
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    12 outta 12 !



    wait.


    library books? drat... return?

    tools? Ima going to need a clearer definition of 'tools'.

    these bills..... is 'paid on time' an issue ?

    by maintaining the vehicle...... siphoning fuel from my neighbor's truck counts, right?

    nice to animals? okay, yeah... except lobsters ( they don't like me either. )

    creative pursuits? I have quite the duct tape collection.

    nice to family? 'nice enough', I suppose.




    Heck, Pete Rose only hit 0.303
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    Honestly I don't know what he meant. I do know whatever he says to that will be funny af. 😁

    Hey thanks Brother!

    I've seriously been to a wedding tho with these kind of people 😂... #Weirdtimes

    If I was into that kind of thing, I think I would have chosen an elephant or dolphin myself 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

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    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

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    wish I got this reference 🤔
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    wish I got this reference 🤔

    I giphy'ed "unicorn" and "throuple" which gave me these three.

    But, tea: the screengrab is from TLC's 90 Day Fiance, no open relationship was involved and the guy (Michael) admits to being an emotional cheater.

    Oh, and the ex now has cancer.

    Oy. It was much simpler when we just assumed one of them was a 'unicorn.' Thanks for the fake (titillating) news, Giphy.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    just not a cat guy

    Well, now my Friday night is ruined. 😢

  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    just not a cat guy

    Well, now my Friday night is ruined. 😢

    Mine too 😐

    This is awful news
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,033 Member
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    This cant be right. I
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    Only one thing i definitively miss.....
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    This cant be right. I
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    Only one thing i definitively miss.....

    Even with the whole floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee thing?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    wish I got this reference 🤔

    I giphy'ed "unicorn" and "throuple" which gave me these three.

    But, tea: the screengrab is from TLC's 90 Day Fiance, no open relationship was involved and the guy (Michael) admits to being an emotional cheater.

    Oh, and the ex now has cancer.

    Oy. It was much simpler when we just assumed one of them was a 'unicorn.' Thanks for the fake (titillating) news, Giphy.

    Ok Nevermind then 😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    wish I got this reference 🤔

    I giphy'ed "unicorn" and "throuple" which gave me these three.

    But, tea: the screengrab is from TLC's 90 Day Fiance, no open relationship was involved and the guy (Michael) admits to being an emotional cheater.

    Oh, and the ex now has cancer.

    Oy. It was much simpler when we just assumed one of them was a 'unicorn.' Thanks for the fake (titillating) news, Giphy.

    wow! just wow
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,033 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    This cant be right. I
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    Only one thing i definitively miss.....

    Even with the whole floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee thing?

    Even Ali was rusty after years of inactivity....
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    just not a cat guy

    Maybe you haven’t met the right one yet

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    If he pretends to be the boss but knows I am really :D
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    When he makes his own chicken
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    when they let it slide when I repeat a joke
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
    edited August 2020
    iMago wrote: »
    damaged

    In like a daddy issues kind of way -- or like-- a "might bite your *kitten* off while you're sleeping cause shes feeling snackish... and hates her dad" kind of way?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If she likes radiohead...
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