Are you single or not ????

gooner_dave1 · January 2020

A simple yes or no game 🤔😁

Motorsheen · January 2020

Trick Question !!!

Homie Don't Play Dat.

_Miss_chievous_ · January 2020

Everyone is single here on Monday to Friday, 8 to 5.

s131951 · January 2020

Yes. Wait, no. How is simply yes or no when you have two choices?

GymGoddessGoals · January 2020

I feel like this is a loaded question.

Just_Mel_ · January 2020

Like in real life? Or MFP single? Cause there's a difference.

gooner_dave1 · January 2020

Ha ha you lot are funny I was bored so I threw in the stupid question

Motorsheen · January 2020

gooner_dave1 wrote: »

Ha ha you lot are funny I was bored so I threw in the stupid question

no worries; no question is stupid.

.... except maybe yours

AriesFL · January 2020

I’m in a relationship with myself. I listen to him too much.

gooner_dave1 · January 2020

I'm in a relationship with God
He doesn't listen to me either

Megan_smartiepants1970 · January 2020

Single mom

isalsayourface123 · January 2020

Just_Mel_ wrote: »

Like in real life? Or MFP single? Cause there's a difference.

I'm mfp single with a side piece.

Reckoner68 · January 2020

_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »

Everyone is single here on Monday to Friday, 8 to 5.

This, but more like 7:30 EST - 4:30 EST for me. My schedule is a little different than most

jacktherower · January 2020

Megan_smartiepants1970 wrote: »

Single mom

My type

jacktherower · January 2020

isalsayourface123 wrote: »

Just_Mel_ wrote: »

Like in real life? Or MFP single? Cause there's a difference.

I'm mfp single with a side piece.

Me

Megan_smartiepants1970 · January 2020

jacktherower wrote: »

Megan_smartiepants1970 wrote: »

Single mom

My type

wooohoo I am someone's type

jacktherower · January 2020

Megan_smartiepants1970 wrote: »

jacktherower wrote: »

Megan_smartiepants1970 wrote: »

Single mom

My type

wooohoo I am someone's type

Smartie pants

KosmosKitten · January 2020

Last I checked, I was me and only me. I am not plural, so yes, I am single. Is there more than one of you floating around?

Oh, wait.. you meant like as in a boyfriend free girl? (If you get this reference, kudos, you win the Internet today)

mtndewme · January 2020

For you? Not 😉

Pupnuzz · January 2020

I'm like, so single, it goes into plus digits, so I'm like +69% Single.

SwannySez · January 2020

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Versicolour · January 2020

I am doubly single. MFP and real life. Triple if you throw in location

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AriesFL · January 2020

Joeyd727 wrote: »

I'm currently in a long lasting relationship with my left hand.

Your right hand must be jealous.

Unknown · January 2020

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AriesFL · January 2020

What’s her name? Mine is Palmala Handerson.

Unknown · January 2020

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ladyAyee · January 2020

Single AF

MrAcavano · January 2020

Happily married. And completely aware how easy it is to search these forums by name. Ya’ll better hope your SOs don’t join MFP.

MrAcavano · January 2020

_Preach_ wrote: »

Joeyd727 wrote: »

I'm currently in a long lasting relationship with my left hand.

And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is profitable for you that one of your members should perish, and not that your whole body be thrown into hell

Matthew 5:30

This is why you have zero friends. 😂😂😂

Are you single or not ????

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