Are you single or not ????

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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    I am doubly single. MFP and real life. Triple if you throw in location
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    I'm currently in a long lasting relationship with my left hand.

    Your right hand must be jealous.
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    What’s her name? Mine is Palmala Handerson.
  • ladyAyee
    ladyAyee Posts: 30 Member
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    Single AF
  • MrAcavano
    MrAcavano Posts: 198 Member
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    Happily married. And completely aware how easy it is to search these forums by name. Ya’ll better hope your SOs don’t join MFP.
  • MrAcavano
    MrAcavano Posts: 198 Member
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    _Preach_ wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    I'm currently in a long lasting relationship with my left hand.

    And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is profitable for you that one of your members should perish, and not that your whole body be thrown into hell

    Matthew 5:30

    This is why you have zero friends. 😂😂😂
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    MrAcavano wrote: »
    Happily married. And completely aware how easy it is to search these forums by name. Ya’ll better hope your SOs don’t join MFP.

    Yep. I've seen some drama on here over the years when someone's wife or husband found their partner's mfp account.
  • Still_too_fat1970
    Still_too_fat1970 Posts: 288 Member
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    By the end of the day I may very well be...And I'm ok with that
  • notmyachillesheel8
    notmyachillesheel8 Posts: 285 Member
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    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Everyone is single here on Monday to Friday, 8 to 5.

    Hahaha. Why so accurate!?
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    _Preach_ wrote: »
    MrAcavano wrote: »
    _Preach_ wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    I'm currently in a long lasting relationship with my left hand.

    And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is profitable for you that one of your members should perish, and not that your whole body be thrown into hell

    Matthew 5:30

    This is why you have zero friends. 😂😂😂

    I will discipline you with thorns and briers of the wilderness even as Gideon disciplines the people of Succoth with thorns and briers

    dom? How does the bible feel about doms?
  • Jenna__XoXo
    Jenna__XoXo Posts: 117 Member
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    Mfp single... real life not so much
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited January 2020
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    Are you single or not ????

    Depends... who's asking? ;)
  • Pupnuzz
    Pupnuzz Posts: 203 Member
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    _Preach_ wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    I'm currently in a long lasting relationship with my left hand.

    And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is profitable for you that one of your members should perish, and not that your whole body be thrown into hell

    Matthew 5:30
    _Preach_ wrote: »
    MrAcavano wrote: »
    _Preach_ wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    I'm currently in a long lasting relationship with my left hand.

    And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is profitable for you that one of your members should perish, and not that your whole body be thrown into hell

    Matthew 5:30

    This is why you have zero friends. 😂😂😂

    I will discipline you with thorns and briers of the wilderness even as Gideon disciplined the people of Succoth with thorns and briers

    Matt.7
    [1] Judge not, that ye be not judged.
    [2] For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
    [3] And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
    [4] Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
    [5] Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

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