Are you single or not ????

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    MrAcavano wrote: »
    Happily married. And completely aware how easy it is to search these forums by name. Ya’ll better hope your SOs don’t join MFP.

    Yep. I've seen some drama on here over the years when someone's wife or husband found their partner's mfp account.
  • Still_too_fat1970
    Still_too_fat1970 Posts: 288 Member
    By the end of the day I may very well be...And I'm ok with that
  • notmyachillesheel8
    notmyachillesheel8 Posts: 285 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Everyone is single here on Monday to Friday, 8 to 5.

    Hahaha. Why so accurate!?
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  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    _Preach_ wrote: »
    MrAcavano wrote: »
    _Preach_ wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    I'm currently in a long lasting relationship with my left hand.

    And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is profitable for you that one of your members should perish, and not that your whole body be thrown into hell

    Matthew 5:30

    This is why you have zero friends. 😂😂😂

    I will discipline you with thorns and briers of the wilderness even as Gideon disciplines the people of Succoth with thorns and briers

    dom? How does the bible feel about doms?
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  • Jenna__XoXo
    Jenna__XoXo Posts: 117 Member
    Mfp single... real life not so much
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited January 2020
    Are you single or not ????

    Depends... who's asking? ;)
  • Pupnuzz
    Pupnuzz Posts: 203 Member
    _Preach_ wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    I'm currently in a long lasting relationship with my left hand.

    And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is profitable for you that one of your members should perish, and not that your whole body be thrown into hell

    Matthew 5:30
    _Preach_ wrote: »
    MrAcavano wrote: »
    _Preach_ wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    I'm currently in a long lasting relationship with my left hand.

    And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is profitable for you that one of your members should perish, and not that your whole body be thrown into hell

    Matthew 5:30

    This is why you have zero friends. 😂😂😂

    I will discipline you with thorns and briers of the wilderness even as Gideon disciplined the people of Succoth with thorns and briers

    Matt.7
    [1] Judge not, that ye be not judged.
    [2] For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
    [3] And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
    [4] Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
    [5] Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    Single in all realms real or online, but I keep married MFP hours
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »
    Single in all realms real or online, but I keep married MFP hours

    This is some legit living.
  • kumho
    kumho Posts: 26 Member
    Lol
  • si1993uk
    si1993uk Posts: 90 Member
    Nope
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
    This could be even more fun if games were posted in the Fun & Games part of MFP.

    Then again, with all the people playing games by pretending to be single, Chit-Chat would be empty...
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    Single
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Single and taken at the same time

    Gooble gobble, one of us
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  • jonburtness
    jonburtness Posts: 3 Member
    what's it mean single in real life or mfp? seriously? People use mfp as a hookup or something haha? My first post here and yes I'm single dog dad in north Idaho
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    This feel like the AOL chatroom days

    ASL anyone?
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    This feel like the AOL chatroom days

    ASL anyone?

    and just like the AOL Chatroom days...

    14/YES/MY HOUSE
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    🤐
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    This feel like the AOL chatroom days

    ASL anyone?

    and just like the AOL Chatroom days...

    14/YES/MY HOUSE

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    IRL or on MFP?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    jonburtness wrote: »
    what's it mean single in real life or mfp? seriously? People use mfp as a hookup or something haha? My first post here and yes I'm single dog dad in north Idaho

    Yes, people use this place to flirt and message each other and a LOT are attached outside of the website. Some use this place to "play" and get attention they think they aren't getting elsewhere.
    Don't believe me? Go check out Fun and Games. You'll see real quick. 😬


    Also.......How YOU doin? 😉
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2020
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX wrote: »
    This could be even more fun if games were posted in the Fun & Games part of MFP.

    Then again, with all the people playing games by pretending to be single, Chit-Chat would be empty...

    😂🤔
  • GloriaQueen
    GloriaQueen Posts: 9 Member
    Super single haha
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    jonburtness wrote: »
    what's it mean single in real life or mfp? seriously? People use mfp as a hookup or something haha? My first post here and yes I'm single dog dad in north Idaho

    Yes, people use this place to flirt and message each other and a LOT are attached outside of the website. Some use this place to "play" and get attention they think they aren't getting elsewhere.
    Don't believe me? Go check out Fun and Games. You'll see real quick. 😬


    Also.......How YOU doin? 😉

    Hey baby.. I stopped over from Fun and Games. Wanna go get a bite to eat at White Castle and then go back to my place for a little Wizard of Oz role playing?

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