Funny Bumper Stickers

NiciS72
NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Just had to share the one I saw on my way to work that hit my funny bone. It said "Eat venison, 10,000 wolves can't be wrong!" I'd never seen that one before and it cracked me up. Anyone have other funny ones to share?

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  • albinogorilla
    albinogorilla Posts: 1,055 Member
    "Work Harder: Millions of Illegal Immigrants and People on Welfare are Counting on You!"
  • wcasie
    wcasie Posts: 299 Member
    save a cow... eat a vegetarian!

    lol i love the ones above me too!
  • VeganGal84
    VeganGal84 Posts: 938 Member
    I saw one recently that said, "I love grilled cheese sandwiches!!!"

    um.... okay.... :laugh:
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    WWOD - What Would Ozzy Do

    I bought it.
  • rsqsquad05
    rsqsquad05 Posts: 125 Member
    If you're gonna ride my *kitten* you could at least pull my hair.

    This belongs to a co-worker, we love her lol
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
    lizard the other green meat.
    if you can read this flip me back over (placed upside down)
    horn broke, watch for finger
  • PanteraGirl
    PanteraGirl Posts: 566 Member
    "i love animals...they are delicious!"
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    zombie_outbreak_response_team_bumper_sticker-p128921894215029187trl0_400.jpg
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    "Prevent Inbreeding - Ban Country Music"
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
  • laurad1406
    laurad1406 Posts: 341 Member
    If you're gonna ride my *kitten* you could at least pull my hair.

    This belongs to a co-worker, we love her lol

    HAHAHA this is hilarious.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    "Prevent Inbreeding - Ban Country Music"

    YES.
  • BettyMargaret
    BettyMargaret Posts: 407 Member
    If you don't like the way I drive, stay the hell off the sidewalks!
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    I'm retired! GO AROUND ME!
    LOL
    Gotta love old people in Florida :)
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    "Can't feed 'em? Don't BREED 'em!"

    "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an *kitten*."
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    "Prevent Inbreeding - Ban Country Music"

    haw haw!
  • Nickstery
    Nickstery Posts: 324 Member
    Funniest one I have seen this week is:

    Beer: Now Cheaper then Gasoline, So don't Drive... DRINK!

    Second place was:

    Quityer*****in
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    HAHA Saw one that said kwitcher*****in :)
    Funniest one I have seen this week is:

    Beer: Now Cheaper then Gasoline, So don't Drive... DRINK!

    Second place was:

    Quityer*****in
  • xo_jewel_xo
    xo_jewel_xo Posts: 696 Member
    I Do Bad Things
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    "Richard" Cheney Eats Kittens.


    made me LMAO!!


    edited b/c MFP thinks his first name is dirty
  • Blueberry09
    Blueberry09 Posts: 821 Member
    My favourite

    Be kind to animals - hug a hockey player!
  • Lsqueezy
    Lsqueezy Posts: 128 Member
    I saw an old guy in a minivan sporting this one:

    50 politicians and 50 lesbians
    100 people who don't do d*ck

    Classic.
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    "When people tell me how to live my life, I tell them to go pay a stripper to care."
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