Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

Shouting “woooooooohoooooooo!!!!” And awful lot.

Trying to herd us all like cats

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Cat calling the cute drummer in the band

Haha! You know me so well 😝

She’s got her sights set on the bass player! 😉

theresa120 wrote: »

Sitting in a booth with me, quietly watching and silently judging others 😂

Yep! That's me

Criticizing everything from attire to music while reminiscing about how much better it was "in my day"...

Trying to convince the bouncer he's a local celebrity

Sneaking in behind @bigjuicy1234

bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

Telling the bouncer she's my personal body guard

I'd sell it

liftorgohome wrote: »

Buying me shots in an attempt to get me drunk

Well, would it work?

Sipping the shots like the Queen drinking tea...

bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

Hahaha Gus she's calling you old. Wait I'm even older.

Well my music taste is considered "old" music

I rather call it timeless, because in 50 years it's still golden, not like the crap you hear nowadays with rappers and clips with woman barely dressed

Appreciating the barely dressed women @Minion_training_program carefully avoids...

plankton__ wrote: »

Naked, holding a feather duster

Heh, gonna scar a lot of people all at once!

Sleeping under the bar counter

Calculating the size for digging the hole for that "one guy's" corpse...

Minion_training_program wrote: »

nitalieben wrote: »

Calculating the size for digging the hole for that "one guy's" corpse...

I am prepared have 5 sizes ready to fill

I'm impressed!

Minion_training_program wrote: »

Unless this guy is bigger than 210 cm i do not need to dig another hole

Cool, as long as he doesn't weigh more than 122kgs I won't even need help moving him either