Best chat up line....

Kieranova1994 · May 2016

Had an idea from a few posts I've read today so i won't take full credit....

I'll start...

On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need

si1993uk · January 2020

Are you from Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!
Lol

PaperDoll_ · January 2020

You! You're mine now!

Works every time.

mi_nina_lola · January 2020

are you wearing astronaut pants? because your butt is out of this world!

tball75 · February 2020

Is that a mirror in ur pants, because I can see myself in them.

lx1x · February 2020

mi_nina_lola wrote: »

are you wearing astronaut pants? because your butt is out of this world!

Yes.. yes I am.. 😝😂😂

justinewillcutyou · February 2020

Well, HERE I AM! What were your other two wishes?

solarex1 · February 2020

Is that your ... because it could be our ...

PaperDoll_ · February 2020

solarex1 wrote: »

Is that your ... because it could be our ...

Bills?

I'm sold!

solarex1 · February 2020

I was thinking drink or sandwich but sure I'll share my student debt👌

MaltedTea · February 2020

When's the last time you thanked your parents for your amazing genes?

Eggplant909 · February 2020

Hey baby. Wanna wrestle?

Mr_Healthy_Habits · February 2020

Excuse me little lady...

This here stack o weights just ain't heavy enough, would you mind climbing up there for me?

😏

Soon2BSuper · February 2020

Excuse me miss, did you drop this $20 bill?

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