The Husband Store

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JellyJaks
JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that woman are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited....

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  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
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    paaaaahahahahaha!!!
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    LOL!!

    I wouldn't have been too dissapointed if I made it to the 6th floor then had to leave without a husband.

    I'm still holding out for one who has a job, helps with housework, is good looking and a stallion in bed!'

    You can keep the kids and romance :tongue:
  • jgbigman
    jgbigman Posts: 63 Member
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    That's hiliarious, but oh so true in both stores and cases..
  • Ladydi1982
    Ladydi1982 Posts: 218 Member
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    I actually laughed out loud at this! I am so telling this one to my husband (whom I got from floor #5!) haha
  • James_1954
    James_1954 Posts: 187 Member
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    Excellent!

    Truth to tell, I don't know that many of us men would ever get to the second floor, never mind 3 and up ...
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    Lol, amen :)
  • Ireshgurl
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    OMG. that is totally hilarious. I <3 it.
  • TakeOne
    TakeOne Posts: 345 Member
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    LOL :laugh: Okay, that's a good one!!
  • posesed
    posesed Posts: 16 Member
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    Love this!!!!!
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
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    My husband came from floor #4. He only gets really romantic on anniversaries and my birthday but I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. At least he remembers them which is more than I can say about my wasband
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
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    *Like :laugh:
  • whatwentwrong
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    i like to read this as women are just naturally curious, and men have low standards :D
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    BAHahahahahahahahhhahahahahaha eh tis true...im not gonna lie ;)