Random Angry Letters of irritation and disappointment

heartattackspecial
heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
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Sometimes little irritating things happen to all of us. And I do mean ALL of us. This is a thread that we can all relate to. And if those "glass always half full" people want to chime in and say that nothing irritating ever happens to them never ever, well, we just won't believe them. Because lets face it, sometimes our coworkers irritate us. Sometimes we sip our anxiously awaited coffee and it burns the mouth. Or maybe that wonderful treat pizza gave you a pizza burn that lasted all week. Maybe your cat decided to be mad at you and put a dead mouse in your slipper. Or maybe that low calorie protein ice cream turned out to be a disappointment. This is the place to express your irritation to that person, place, product, event that so greatly irritated you in a random angry letter. Why? you might ask. The answer is simple....for the rest of us to get entertainment out of someones annoyance. And maybe help you feel better. Or maybe just to vent. And maybe yet...just for something to talk about during this shut down. l

Dear Coffee,
You are the first thing I look forward to when I wake up. Yet, this morning you burned my tongue. I can't tell you how disappointed i am in you. Now I will be in a bad mood all day.
Unthankfully yours,
Burned

Replies

  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    I also frequently burn my mouth on various hot items. *kitten* em'!
  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
    Dear Toaster,
    How dare you decide to die when I was about to toast my bagel. If this was some lame attempt to tell me that I am not supposed to be having carbs in bagel form....screw you! You toasted unevenly anyways.
    Sincerly,
    *evil eye*
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    Dear ice cream,

    You know I love you. You are so creamy and rich. You taste like pure heaven. Why do you sit there, beckoning me, and then you make me feel so bad. I go straight to the store to get only you, take you straight home and put you on your special shelf in the freezer, just like you like. But you turn on me. I wish we could be friends.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Dear cats,

    All I want to do is kiss you on the mouth as white folk do with thier pets and hold you like a baby for prolonged amounts of time. I give you food, shelter and let you boss me around but you try to deny me these small requests.

    Love me as I love you,
    😘
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Dear zoom,

    You make every meeting awkward. You freeze right as I open my mouth. You make us all stare blankly at each other waiting for the next response and then of course we all begin chatting at once. And of course you always highlight that one person whose pet jumps into view, noises are non stop, the awkward cleavage shot.

    Zoom. Dear friend...$%#^*>%#$%##$
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  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
    Dear knee,
    You are supposed to bend without pain so I can walk, run, jump, even do the macarana. This is no time to start hurting, for NO GOOD REASON. Either get your little knee butt in shape or I will get you replaced with titanium.
    Sincerly,
    The Brains of this operation
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    Dear cats,

    All I want to do is kiss you on the mouth as white folk do with thier pets and hold you like a baby for prolonged amounts of time. I give you food, shelter and let you boss me around but you try to deny me these small requests.

    Love me as I love you,
    😘

    When I tell you I actually lol'd. Thank you. I know I'm supposed to be ungrateful in this thread but...
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    edited April 2020
    As the resident "glass is always half-full" thread reader, know that I will shower all of your misery-filled posts with hugs. 🤗

    Edit: feel free to click "Disagree" as this is the one time I won't complain about it. I understand 🤣😭
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    Dear cats,

    All I want to do is kiss you on the mouth as white folk do with thier pets and hold you like a baby for prolonged amounts of time. I give you food, shelter and let you boss me around but you try to deny me these small requests.

    Love me as I love you,
    😘

    When I tell you I actually lol'd. Thank you. I know I'm supposed to be ungrateful in this thread but...
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    As the resident "glass is always half-full" thread reader, know that I will shower all of your misery-filled posts with hugs. 🤗

    Edit: feel free to click "Disagree" as this is the one time I won't complain about it. I understand 🤣😭

    I dont think it's about being miserable or ungrateful...its about making light of situations...laughing at ourselves. Life isnt perfect, I appreciate finding the humor in situations.

    With that being said I enjoy your threads and positive light.❤
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    @PlentyofProtein00 Oh, I got the gist from the get-go so please don't mind my hyperbole, sarcasm or dramatics in any thread I'm involved in.

    Carry on with the irritations so that I may dole out the hugs.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Dear Kittehs,

    I know you think being creepy gargoyles upon my nightstand is somehow en vogue and that somehow it will prompt me to give you "le wet foodz", but in fact, it will not. I kick you out of my bed, out of my room and go back to sleep. You are not my master, I am yours. You will eat "teh foodz" when I am ready to get up and dole it out to you. Thanks for your love and patience.

    Sincerely,
    Cat Mother
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
    Dear Hair:

    I know you have a mind of your own but couldn't you just cooperate once in awhile? I don't have to look good often and you can just be wild and do your thing most of the time, but when I need you to behave couldn't you just suck it up and do what I want? I promise to pamper you once I can go to the salon again, honest I will!


    Sincerely,
    trying to love my thick, curly hair

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