Magic Dust

memaw66
memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
This is a cute one!


One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!

Memaw:laugh:

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  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    This is a cute one!


    One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

    She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!

    Memaw:laugh:
  • janiebeth
    janiebeth Posts: 2,509 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    perfect - thanks for the laugh
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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