Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Works in Smith’s Pet Shop as an assistant manager. Secretly teaches the parrots naughty words. Mr Smith is trying to figure out who taught Big Red to say “Mrs Smith has a big booty.”

Radio dj

Inventor. Her newest creation combines the benefits of the Flowbee hair cutting system with a roomba. Just put it on your head, sit back and relax, and let it do all the work.

Expert in Cognitive dissonance. Her area of expertise is dealing with patients that claim that both pie and cake are the best desserts.

Creates custom lullabies based on your personality and the type of day you’ve had. Records them and sends them to you 1 hour before bedtime. For extra he’ll sing it over the phone for you until he hears you snore.

Designs and creates coconut water. His brand stands out as his water comes in a coconut man shaped bottle. Hes calling it Nut water.

App designer. She likes to mix it up. She took the snapchat filters and made an app that adds human ears, tongues, eyes onto your pets so they can make all their kitty and doggy friends laugh.

Writes pornographic fan faction about the forbidden love between Jean Luc and the Borg. Her descriptions of their lovemaking has been known to make grown Trekkies cry.

YouTuber

she started a petition to get dogs to do synchronized swimming.

Trains humans. Have a husband you need whipped into shape, minion is your training minion to do the job. He encourages, rallies, pumps up the male ego reprogramming their brain to find laundry, cooking, and cleaning satisfying and power enducing.

Marginal Botanist

Ventriloquist specializing in singing Vanilla Ice songs. You should see the frustrated people she targets as they search for the "Ice Ice Baby" sounds coming from all around them.

Hand puppet designer

Time keeper. Hes the sun, the stars, the moon. That's his job.