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Consults the farmers almanac for everything. I tired to get a bit frisky...out came the almanac.0
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Objected to climate based intimacy0
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Not only consulted the almanac, but rolled a 20 sided dice, threw the bones, stirred tea leaves, and called Miss Cleo before I got so much as a kiss0
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Hid his Dungeons and Dragons fantasy life to delusional proportions0
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Avoided the nature attack with my greatstaff. Oh the dexterity!!0
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LMFAO
Confused his "buisness" with his "precious"0 -
Makes perfect sense 24/7 😉0
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😂
Is superbly adorable at all times0 -
Always trying to one up me. If I said adorable, she went with "superbly adorable"
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Has a thing for doors. 😳0
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Hates Felines0
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Couldn't tolerate music by The Doors, or The Cardigans for that matter...0
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She broke on through to the other side. Shes sees dead people.0
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The one that killed her0
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Has a thing for penguins. Has a stuffed one he sleeps with. 🐧0
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She once ran for president0
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Still sucks his thumb in stressful situations0
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Still wets the bed when stressed
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Likes to wet the beds of all her lovers to mark her territory.0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »Likes to wet the beds of all her lovers to mark her territory.
That's not pee
Rides a bike to work with training wheels..
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Never has given a golden shower1
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »
Wait for me 😆0 -
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She doesn’t even know what that is. She’s too innocent. 😉0
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She's actually a 16 year old boy named Chad.0
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He’s actually a 15 year old girl named Lucy that is totally in love with Chad.0
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Is not an angel at all. Rather, is a demon here to steal Lucy's soul.0
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She said she doesn't like me
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He doesn't like women0
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