What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    The corpse of his greatest and most natural enemy....Bart Simpson.. There can be only one yellow skinned character in this town. Next up....Lisa.

    I am shocked! I would never hurt the person i spend so many hours to train to become the insanity she has become
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    So many books!! “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Driving People Crazy”, “Insanity for Dummies”, and “How To Drive Her Wild by Making Her Wait” were just the top three I saw on his shelf.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Six pair of hightops all in different colors with matching striped tubesocks and glittery roller skates
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    A complete section of 1980s Madonna inspired clothing. She still tries on her Material Girl costume and dances around her bedroom using a hairbrush as a mic as often as she can.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    A garage band that shes hired to play her favorite song whenever she opens the door.....HEY MACARENAAA
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    A collection of Pepe' LaPew toys and story books
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Her retirement fund...a 17,468 beanie babies. Unfortunately, most are out of the package and have red lipstick kiss marks on them.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    A french maid outfit, a jackhammer, and some duct tape
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A rubber chicken, feather duster and egg beaters 🤔
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    A real chicken, a dust buster, and a nutcracker
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    A collection of Reader’s Digest and Cosmopolitan magazines.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Empty tequila bottles and "Special sauce."
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    A collection of Reader’s Digest and Cosmopolitan magazines.

    Get out of there! Shes hiding the former contents of my closet in her closet. P.S. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the black box.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Taco shells.. lots of em
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    G-string in 10 colours :o
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Cakes she's been hiding from me. 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Photos of cake.. thousands of them...

    what kind of sickness is this? :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her Joni & Chachi collectables
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    Mr. Fabulousfantasticfifty
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    Different shades of red lipsticks! 💄
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Sparklers.. lots of em
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A couple of missing mfpers :o
  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,863 Member
    Pillows and blankets lol o:)
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    A blanket fort and a pillow throne. All who enter must address him as "His excellency, the King of the land of Testesia, First of his name, Last of an ancient blood line, Unchallenged Champion at badminton......All hail...RALPH"
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    PD...she's been mia
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 43,257 Member
    Cut outs of Jo :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His favourite gals.. but they are hungry and cold.. better feed em.. :D
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    Many different IDs! Oh no...Jo!
  • darksideofthetoon
    darksideofthetoon Posts: 62 Member
    Her old barbie doll collection!
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    Airline Tickets 🎫 to Las Vegas 🎰