Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,790 Member
    Apple store employee
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Apple technician at the local market. Only stocks apples, and judges you harshly for buying granny smiths.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,790 Member
    His resume says "Video game creator." In reality, he sits in his friends basement surrounded by video games all day. No real employment.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Video game critic. Has never given a positive review.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,790 Member
    Writes adventure novels for preteens. Has aspirations to turn it into a video game of nothing but words someday. But so far, it's been too complicated for him to sell to investors.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,343 Member
    Sand writer. Writes inspirational messages in the sand for your Instagram account and charges per photo.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,790 Member
    Sells homemade pickles on the side of the road.
  • Tonydevolanii
    Tonydevolanii Posts: 658 Member
    Dog masseur
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Cook
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Singing waitress
  • Roadie35
    Roadie35 Posts: 132 Member
    Professional bungee jumper?
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    He currently works on a road crew. His job is to hold the stop and slow signs for drivers. He just started. His first day didnt go so well. He used to be a"We Buy Gold" sign holder. Let's just say his old sign spinning instincts took over and there was a few dozen "minor incidents" on the roadway.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,543 Member
    edited July 2020
    He was just promoted to lead in the local theater troop. He will play crunk in emperors new groove🤦‍♀️. The local target parking lot at noon will be his first performance.
  • Roadie35
    Roadie35 Posts: 132 Member
    Apprentice in a hair salon.... 😉
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,343 Member
    Professional winker. You can't wink? Embarrassed that your nose scrunches while doing so? He's your guy. He'll follow you around and when you want to wink, just give him the sign and he'll do it for you.
  • Roadie35
    Roadie35 Posts: 132 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Professional winker. You can't wink? Embarrassed that your nose scrunches while doing so? He's your guy. He'll follow you around and when you want to wink, just give him the sign and he'll do it for you.

    I've raised the profile of non winkers and helped numerous people (3 including myself) who can not wink, but stare, permentantly. Its quite nerving watching someone just, stare 😳
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Professional Rubber companion stylist. Your love doll getting stale? Give him an hour and he guarantees a fresh new look to excite you again.
  • Roadie35
    Roadie35 Posts: 132 Member
    You're wasted on here, very funny
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,543 Member
    He takes belly dancing to a whole new level. Order today and your party can be jazzed up with belly ripples, belly swishes, and knives throwing finale.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Owns and operates a tanning salon for hairless cats. Hairless rats cost extra.