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    Works for a small town radio station with a limited budget. They hired her to make sound effects. Her specialty is sirens but shes most known for her "Doot..do doot.doot doot" breaking news sound effect
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    My coworker at said radio station.. best horse clip clop imitator we ever had, he's been promoted to vehicle sounds and does a brilliant vroom vroom and car braking .screeeech..
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    She hires herself out as a "knowyoudintist"
    Basically, she will follow you around. Whenever someone says something that is just shocking, out she pops with a "OH NO, YOU DINT" The more you pay, the more animated she becomes. Double the price and she will chest bump them while screaming it.
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    Comedian
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    Critic
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    Connoisseur of oatmeal. All the top hotels pay him big bucks to craft for them a signature oatmeal for the breakfast buffets.
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    In charge of chocolate chip inventory for the Hilton chain of hotels. Shes a strict taskmistress, inspecting each continental breakfast at random locations. You DO NOT want to see her if there are more than 8 chocolate chips per muffin on the bar.
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    Apple store employee
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    Apple technician at the local market. Only stocks apples, and judges you harshly for buying granny smiths.
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    His resume says "Video game creator." In reality, he sits in his friends basement surrounded by video games all day. No real employment.
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    Video game critic. Has never given a positive review.
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    Writes adventure novels for preteens. Has aspirations to turn it into a video game of nothing but words someday. But so far, it's been too complicated for him to sell to investors.
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    Sand writer. Writes inspirational messages in the sand for your Instagram account and charges per photo.
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    Sells homemade pickles on the side of the road.
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    Dog masseur
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    Cook
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    Singing waitress
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    Professional bungee jumper?
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    He currently works on a road crew. His job is to hold the stop and slow signs for drivers. He just started. His first day didnt go so well. He used to be a"We Buy Gold" sign holder. Let's just say his old sign spinning instincts took over and there was a few dozen "minor incidents" on the roadway.
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    edited July 2020
    He was just promoted to lead in the local theater troop. He will play crunk in emperors new groove🤦‍♀️. The local target parking lot at noon will be his first performance.
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    Apprentice in a hair salon.... 😉
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    Professional winker. You can't wink? Embarrassed that your nose scrunches while doing so? He's your guy. He'll follow you around and when you want to wink, just give him the sign and he'll do it for you.
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Professional winker. You can't wink? Embarrassed that your nose scrunches while doing so? He's your guy. He'll follow you around and when you want to wink, just give him the sign and he'll do it for you.

    I've raised the profile of non winkers and helped numerous people (3 including myself) who can not wink, but stare, permentantly. Its quite nerving watching someone just, stare 😳
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    Professional Rubber companion stylist. Your love doll getting stale? Give him an hour and he guarantees a fresh new look to excite you again.
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    You're wasted on here, very funny
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    He takes belly dancing to a whole new level. Order today and your party can be jazzed up with belly ripples, belly swishes, and knives throwing finale.
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    Owns and operates a tanning salon for hairless cats. Hairless rats cost extra.
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    edited July 2020
    Stock Broker, chews 3 or 4 pieces of sugarless gum at one time. Sticks it on his evening dresser before bed and chews it again in the morning.
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    A tone deaf musician.
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    Farmer

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