Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Runs a 3 day retreat on applying ravishing red lipstick. For $899 more she’ll make it a week-long one that covers fantastic foundation and exotic eyeliner too.

Takes photos at driver’s services for licences. Purposely takes the worst photos ever and keeps a scrapbook of his “best” work.

Grounds keeper to make sure hudges are trimmed.

Expert Rope Jumper

Professor of Cheesy Lines
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Sweet shop owner

Profiler

Bridget Jones impersonator

Car salesman

Non-fiction author.

toe suck specialist

Construction worker

Shes a middleman. Buys Raisin Bran cereal and separates the raisins from the bran. Home boxes each and resells them as "Bran cereal" and "Raisins" separately. She also hand writes "Organic, gmo free, free range, no hydroflourocarbons, pesticide free, no hormones added, cage free, all natural, contains no glutens, zero calorie, no artificial sweeteners, may cause nausea, heart attack, temporary blindness, upset stomach, and hair loss (seller is not responsible for any arising conditions)" and sells them on facebook marketplace, branded as Fabulous raisins, and fantastic bran.

Companionate listener.

Imagineer