Would you kick the poster above out of bed?

Naw, anyone who's needs to cut the party short and catch some Zzz's can have the whatever furniture they crash on.

I like my coffee like I like my women, blond and sweet for me please.

Edit- Maybe funny story. I was on a flight and the stewardess asked what i wanted to drink and i said coffee, blond and sweet, like my ladies, and the woman next to me shot her drink out of her nose. That was a good flight.

Airplane is a classic.