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    I Wish _____.

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    • Posts: 575 Member
      I wish vodka had the same nutritional makeup as spinach.
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      cdubks88 wrote: »
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      Wait, like a duo or....? 😆🤣

      I'm pretty sure it would be a duo. Those 2 are inseparable 😍 I'm a sucker for love stories.
    • Posts: 3,684 Member
      steph6556 wrote: »
      I wish vodka had the same nutritional makeup as spinach.

      I wish spinach made me feel as good as vodka 😒
    • Posts: 425 Member
      I wish low calorie beer tasted good
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      I wish @slimgirljo15 would stop skipping me.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      PaperDoll_ wrote: »
      I wish @slimgirljo15 would stop skipping me.

      🤣 :*
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
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      🤣 :*

      Oh, now you see me. 🙄 😂
    • Posts: 3,573 Member
      Deadman_Diggingup wrote: »
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      For the last time... it’s NOT the shorts! It’s that you ALWAYS insist on these embarrassing PDA shenanigans. We were just passing by a funeral, dammit!

      YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME! 😡

      😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
    • Posts: 2,583 Member
      I wish I didn’t finish my calorie allowance at 3pm, kinda feeling crazy and devilish. I need food to stabilize.
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      I wish would have bought that cheesecake
    • Posts: 9,723 Member
      I wish I could be like Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched.

      Now I wish I knew how many people had to search to see who I'm talking about.
    • Posts: 4,381 Member
      ReenieHJ wrote: »
      I wish I could be like Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched.

      Now I wish I knew how many people had to search to see who I'm talking about.

      Not me!

      I wish that no one would ever inflict pain on an animal again.
    • Posts: 1,124 Member
      edited August 2020
      I wish automobiles did not have plastic fasteners in the engine compartment :-(

      Replaced an intake manifold gasket and the stupid piece the cruise control cable connects to broke because it's effin' plastic and I turned the throttle body in a direction it didn't like.
    • Posts: 9,723 Member
      ythannah wrote: »
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      Not me!

      I wish that no one would ever inflict pain on an animal again.

      Maybe you could explain that to me because I'm lost. I certainly wish no pain inflicted on animals either??
    • Posts: 4,381 Member
      ReenieHJ wrote: »
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      Maybe you could explain that to me because I'm lost. I certainly wish no pain inflicted on animals either??

      Separate unrelated thoughts lol.

      I'm old enough to have watched Bewitched (I think it aired after school/before supper) and know who Elizabeth Montgomery is.

      And then my wish.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      I wish.. you all have a reason to smile today :)
    • Posts: 9,723 Member
      ythannah wrote: »
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      Separate unrelated thoughts lol.

      I'm old enough to have watched Bewitched (I think it aired after school/before supper) and know who Elizabeth Montgomery is.

      And then my wish.

      Well, I'm an idiot. Lol Could not for the life of me, figure out when Elizabeth Montgomery twitched her nose and hurt animals. I was ready to get all kung fu on twitchy noses! :)
    • Posts: 88 Member
      I wish teleportation was a real and affordable thing.
    • Posts: 9,073 Member
      I wish both rice and icecreams had zero calories
    • Posts: 14,311 Member
      I wish I wasn’t gonna act like a baby about this.
    • Posts: 1,000 Member
      I wish I had any talent whatsoever for drawing
    • Posts: 2,116 Member
      Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
      I wish I had any talent whatsoever for drawing

      the monkeys paw grants your wish. u are now unable to motivate or become inspired to draw though u have the capability
    • Posts: 1,000 Member
      sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
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      the monkeys paw grants your wish. u are now unable to motivate or become inspired to draw though u have the capability

      oh so it's like writing
    • Posts: 2,116 Member
      Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
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      oh so it's like writing

      pretty much
    • Posts: 56 Member
      I wish I could make other people’s anxiety go away 😕
    • Posts: 425 Member
      I wish my foot didn't hurt
    • Posts: 1,124 Member
      Sometimes I wish I had not seen some things.
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