Things you can't do?

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    I can’t pee with a mask on, go figure
  • murph155
    murph155 Posts: 116 Member
    I can't balance on one foot. I always have to hold something doing quad stretches. I thought it would improve over time, but nope. Too many back and neck injuries over the years - car and horseback riding accidents. I guess I'm lucky I can stand erect!
  • MommiLauren
    MommiLauren Posts: 323 Member
    I can’t wink
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    I can’t multiply. Math is hard.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member
    Give birth, resist certain temptations and love unconditionally...
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    love unconditionally...

    no worries there

    'unconditional love' is a sucker bet perpetuated by the Hallmark Corporation
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    Give birth, resist certain temptations and love unconditionally...
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    love unconditionally...

    no worries there

    'unconditional love' is a sucker bet perpetuated by the Hallmark Corporation

    You’re not dog people i take it
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    love unconditionally...

    no worries there

    'unconditional love' is a sucker bet perpetuated by the Hallmark Corporation

    Or Disney *cough * cough*
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    Give birth, resist certain temptations and love unconditionally...
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    love unconditionally...

    no worries there

    'unconditional love' is a sucker bet perpetuated by the Hallmark Corporation

    You’re not dog people i take it

    that's different


    ...... unless the dog doesn't do exactly as I command.
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Drink liquor and act like a normal person.
    So I try not to touch that.

    Tequila omg. 😓
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    _sw33tp3a_11 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    love unconditionally...

    no worries there

    'unconditional love' is a sucker bet perpetuated by the Hallmark Corporation

    Or Disney *cough * cough*


    We don't even speak that name in our household

    It's banned, banned forever !
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member
    edited October 2020
    Act appropriate in inappropriate situations, tolerate intolerance or provide one answer responses...
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    I can’t pee with a mask on, go figure

    How low do you wear your mask exactly

    Go check out the Borat 2 poster
  • SodaDrinker
    SodaDrinker Posts: 106 Member
    home workouts during Covid because of injuries
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Tolerate or accept hate, regardless of which "side" you fall on. Hate is hate, doesn't matter who it's directed toward.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member
    1. Control all of my ADHD tendencies
    2. Control all of my OCD tendencies
    3. Pour the milk in the bowl before I pour the cereal
  • stevewallen
    stevewallen Posts: 62 Member
    Resist saying, "That's what she said." when the opportunity presents itself.
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    edited November 2020
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    Skate.And I'm Canadian :#

    Do you watch hockey tho? I feel like I’m the only one in Canada who doesn’t, at least in Toronto.
    I can’t sit through a game of hockey unless it’s someone I know playing. Like why do I care if bum *kitten* no bodies to me win??? They win the cup and then what???? Toronto fans are bat *kitten* crazy.

    I know how to skate tho. Winter most of the year nothing else to do as a kid.

    I'm the same. Everyone is Jets crazy and I just do not care. Everyone was so depressed when they postponed the season and I was just like... yay I dont have to read all these group chat messages about it for longer now! Also. Please make a new group chat without me in it.

    I also can barely skate. I want to take lessons but I dont think that will happen. Doesn't help that I dont like being cold very much. You wonder why I live here haha. I dont really fit in. But... I dislike being way too hot more than I dislike the cold haha.

    I cannot reverse longer distances in a straight line. I keep going off to one side... then the other.. you'd think keeping the wheel straight would work but it doesn't. I can get out of my driveway or into a parking spot fine but do not ask me to drive backwards down the street... it is too dangerous for everyone else lol.
  • stevewallen
    stevewallen Posts: 62 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    I am sure you can last longer if you really tried

    :#:#:#
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    stevewallen wrote: »
    Resist saying, "That's what she said." when the opportunity presents itself.
    happimess01 wrote: »
    stevewallen wrote: »
    Resist saying, "That's what she said." when the opportunity presents itself.

    I am sure you can last longer if you really tried
    stevewallen wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    I am sure you can last longer if you really tried

    :#:#:#

    😆
  • Finishiitnow
    Finishiitnow Posts: 896 Member
    Miz_Owl wrote: »
    I can't multitask .

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    Current situations are forcing us to master that very difficult skill.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Walk up the stairs without feeling winded.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »

    1. Control My OCD
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    ^ this spacing is unacceptable

    Why'd you have to type that out? Now I'm bothered by this existing. :neutral:
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »

    1. Control My OCD
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    ^ this spacing is unacceptable

    Why'd you have to type that out? Now I'm bothered by this existing. :neutral:

    Me too 😑
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    Do squats. It hurts my sciatic nerve and I become crippled for days 😭
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I can’t roller skate/blade,
    I can’t snow ski,
    I can’t water ski,
    I can’t resist bacon.

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